Perfect

no hoddie

Slenderman: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

Masky: What about work?

slenderman: Fine. Other work. And no TV.

Masky: My TV's broken.

Slenderman: Then no computer.

Masky: I need the computer for school.

Slenderman: Then no... uh...

[Glances at Hoodie]

slenderman: No Hoodie.

Masky: What?! No Hoodie?!

slenderman: NO Hoodie!

Say it

Hoodie: If a demon possessed me, I’d just say oh cool take it from here and good luck

Liu: My seduction style is genuinely caring about your life and just wanting you to be happy

Eyeless jack: Do you ever just get the urge to tell someone to shut up even if they’re not talking

Jeff: Can pushing people away be considered a talent because I think I’m a natural

In Court

Toby: *whispers to lawyer*

Ej,the lawyer: That has nothing to do with the case.

Toby: Just ask

Ej to judge masky: *sigh* do you think he’s cute be honest

You’re just stupid

Jeff the killer:[running around hysterically]

Maksy: Stop running!

Masky: You’re not a freak!

Masky: You’re just stupid!

Toby: *screaming angrily*

Masky: *screaming back*

Ej, walking in: .... What are they doing?

Hoodie: They're blaming each other for eating all the snacks when it was actually me.

Jeff: If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con'

Jeff: And the opposite of 'progress' is 'congress'

Jeff: Then the opposite of Constitution is p-

Ej: Let me stop you right there

Dear future wife

Tenko, under her breath: future wife say what

Himiko: What?

Tenko: (screaming internally)

small boi

Kokichi:When I was small-

Kaito:(laughs)

Kaito: Was?