Things Will Get Better, I've Gone Through The Same Feelings And Things Will Get Better

“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”

Jake being the extra dad and going to every one of Maya's ballet recitals and being the loudest clapper, purely because his dad wasn't there for him. He is always hanging her artwork on the fridge to the point he and Amy have bought 32 sets of magnets to hang them all. He makes sure every. single. night. that there are no monsters in her closet or under her bed and proceeds to use his police grade flashlight to interrogate the "monsters" in there. [1/3]

He always has tea parties and dresses up with the tiara. When Maya is feeling sick or sad he invites her into his bed and they watch die hard on repeat until either one is asleep (we all know it’s her fave too). and they eat ice cream together when she has her first heartbreak. and whenever she has boy troubles when she is older, he tells her about his first date with Amy. and how he knew they were going to get married and how he loved Maya so much. And he definitely cried at her wedding [2/2]

HE’S REALLY GOING TO BE THE BEST DAD THAT AMY AND THEIR KIDS COULD POSSIBLY ASK FOR WOW

help

so at my moms house (which i will be living in from summer until i graduate) there are these two boys.  One rides a skateboard and is very cute. and the other is who i assume is his best friend.  both of them have circled my street multiple times today and i keep making super awkward eye contact with Skateboard Boy.  I don’t know their names but I do know that we will be going to the same school next year and he has to live relatively close to be in walking distance of my house.  Anyways, i want to introduce myself but I'm super awkward and am really bad at talking to people so please help.  reblog so others can help as well.

i keep the amulet to have something to blame when things go wrong

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

ask away my dudes

lil shipwrecked/starkid qs

1. Talk about one of your favourite characters from starkid/tcb musicals

2. Thoughts on [a starkid member]

3. Starkid/tcb song that gives you chills

4. Starkid/tcb song that makes you cry

5. Starkid/tcb song that makes you happy

6. Choose between [two starkid/tcb shows] + why

7. Explain why your favourite starkid member is your favourite

8. A starkid/tcb video that makes you feel better

9. A starkid event you wish you attended

10. Favourite Paper & Slate candle

11. How did you discover Shipwrecked

13. Favourite MK’s bts video

14. Favourite Craftversations episode

15. Thoughts on [a cod episode]

16. Talk about one of your favourite characters from Shipwrecked productions

17. Thoughts on [a shipwrecked member]

18. Favourite shipwrecked video

19. A person you would like to see in a starkid musical

20. Write the first quote from choose our destiny that comes to your mind

URGENT GOVERNMENT MESSAGE

Everyone go look up “george orwell 1984″ and click the dropdown for “What is George Orwell 1984 About?”  it changes when you click on it and the other things won’t let you click on them!!!  MY FBI AGENT WON’T LET ME DO THIS!!!

I feel like Katniss when they made her ass do the Hunger Games a second time

i tried to scroll but the apotheosis was upon me

I miss him

He has someone else now.

He is no longer staring at me in class.

I miss him.

I miss the way he would look at me when someone said something dumb.

I miss the way he would tell me goodnight at nearly midnight because we were sharing our favorite music.

I miss playing 20 questions and talking about random things.

I miss how I would call him dork and he would call me nerd.

I miss the way he would screenshot my snaps because he thought I was beautiful.

He is happy now.

He has someone else.

She makes him happier than I ever would have.

I wish things had worked out different.

Until I can move on, I will just remember our first date (my first ever date) and holding hand on the bus.  I will remember laying my head on his shoulders while we slept on our way to the museum.  I will remember the way he looked when I was excited about something.  I will remember the way he cared for me.  And the way he would ruin his sleep schedule to make sure I was okay.  And the way he would still come to me when he was feeling down even after we parted ways.  I will remember him, and feel happy that he is happy.  That he is content with his current relationship.

I miss him, but I am grateful that he is happy and healthy and still the man I remember him to be.

I loved him, but that is in the past.  He was my first love.  And for a while, my last.  But I a happy that my path crossed with his and that I was able to have the experiences that I did.  

I miss him, and I’m sure he missed me. But now he has her, and he is happy.

definitely happened at some point in nanny McPhee

agent: hey colin how would you like to be in this movie?

colin firth: am i going to get wet again?

agent: what? no you don’t ha-

colin firth, already chest deep in a lake: fine, if you insist i’ll do it