“Dudley And I Were Chanting ‘McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!’ And Uncle Vernon Pulled In And

I hope this e-mail finds you living in a shotgun shack

I did it

I came out as bisexual to my mom today!

where’s the link OP?

Top 10 Descriptions of Encounters With the Supernatural and Unexplained Ranked By How Homoerotic They Are

pls

just looking for a gf who doesn’t want the pickle that comes with her sandwich at lunch and she says here do u want my pickle and gives it to me

no more situations i've had enough

URGENT GOVERNMENT MESSAGE

Everyone go look up “george orwell 1984″ and click the dropdown for “What is George Orwell 1984 About?”  it changes when you click on it and the other things won’t let you click on them!!!  MY FBI AGENT WON’T LET ME DO THIS!!!

Loose,

Footloose,

All of your feet are loose.

Feet,

Loose feet,

You’re going to lose your feet

Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation support gay rights

It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.

cat bites

heres something fun, earlier today my cat bit me and now there is an inch long piece of my skin that is very swollen and painful and red on my palm.  

after a few minutes of internet research apparently, cat bites are very infectious and I should see a doctor immediately. 

heres the fun part.

its 3:40 in the morning on a Wednesday and everyone in my house is asleep and my hand hurts like hell and I can’t do anything about it for a few hours which is bad because cat bites can destroy tendons because their dumb stupid little teeth inject bacteria into a part of your body and, because their dumb teeth are so little, the wound closes up and seals the bacteria in.  

I have a very painful closed wound on my palm and I can’t do anything about it for like 5 hours.