Ok But It’s A Popsicle. That’s Not Even One Of The Options They Give.

a capitalist, a communist, and a monkey walk into a bar. the capitalist orders a whiskey and pays with his own cash. the communist orders a vodka and demands that the people around him pitch in.  the monkey doesn’t have any cash nor does it have the linguistic capabilities to ask for everyone around him to pitch in, and thus it goes home thirsty and a bit sad

Reblog this and you all will get the same fucking picture of the same broadway actor in your DMs

Or will you

Amy: Aren’t you gay?

Gina: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

Virgo, Ravenclaw, Falsettos

rb with your zodiac sign, hogwarts house, and favorite broadway musical

i’m curious to see

Please

Concept: a movie theater that only shows Harry Potter films. The movies will be in 4D. The temperature will drop when dementors are present. Fans will blow on you during quidditch scenes. Enticing smells will be pumped in during feast scenes but don’t worry about feeling hungry because the theater will serve Bertie Botts, treacle tart, drumsticks, butterbeer, chocolate frogs and those tiny little pies that Mrs. Weasley makes. Instead of loyalty cups, you get discounts if you wear a Weasley sweater.

He who supplants, follower of Dionysus, muddy field, aka SHREK

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i’d like to introduce you guys to Sticky Note the clown. 1 like = a pat for Sticky Note, 1 reblog = a kiss for Him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtBjqjv-JPY 

Lin-Manuel Miranda singing Dear Theodosia at the Keep Families Together rally as a lullaby for the kids who were separated from their parents has me so emotional. We don’t deserve this man.