Smash That Mf Reblog Button If You’re Gonna Be Spending The Last Day Of 2018 On The Football Field

Luther: Dad, there’s a monster under my bed.

Reginald: That’s silly, Number 1. There’s no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats monkey boys, goodnight.

Marauders at Night

Sirius: [to Remus] You are my moon

Remus: [to Sirius] and you are my star

James: [to both] And you are gay as fuck go to bed

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I did it

I came out as bisexual to my mom today!

damien haas reblog if you agree

i would just like to say…

i very much appreciate noah grossman. that’s all.

alternatively: *does way too much for my body to handle* i can do more

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

by initial talk

Shakespearean version of “two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cos theyre not gay”

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

Hey you mentioned me in a comment but I can't access it for some reason, anyway you can tell me what you said lol, I tried messaging you this and apparently that doesnt work for me either?

do you remember what post it was on? or what fandom it was about?