I Did It

How Tom really ended up in the toilet:

Ginny writing in her diary: Harry Potter is so dreamy! He said hi to me this morning!

Tom: and then?

Ginny: he headed off to class.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: I went to class too.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: and then I saw him in the hall later, we waved.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: and then nothing, nothing else happened

Tom: annnddd then?

Ginny: NOTHING

Tom: and then?!

Ginny: no, no more and then!

Tom: and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

Ginny: That's it! *shoves diary down toilet*

do you take constructive criticism?

Pee

i was tagged by the so great @cheshireelims <3 These are always so fun, thanks!

Rules: answer these 82 questions and tag 20 people.

Last:

1. Drink? Southern Sweet Tea

2. Phone call? Grandma to bring me food during play practice

3. Text message? My boi Lukas

4. Song you listened to? Loser Like Me from Glee

5.Time you cried? 10 minutes ago

Have you ever

6. Dated someone twice? No

7. Kissed someone and regretted it? Absolutely

8. Been cheated on? yes

9. Lost someone special? Yes

10. Gotten drunk and thrown up? never drank legit alcohol

Favourite:

Colors:

11. Maroon

12. Yellow

13. Light Purple

In the last year have you

14. Made new friends? Kind of

15. Fallen out of love? Not technically

16. Laughed until you cried? Yesterday

17. Found out someone was talking about you? Kind of

18. Met someone who changed you? Yes

19. Found out who your friends are? Yep

20. Kissed someone on your facebook list? I don't use facebook but ive kissed 2 people in the last school year

General:

21. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? don't use facebook

22. Do you have any pets?  Yepper 6 of them

23. Do you want to change your name? I used to

24. What did you do for your last birthday? I went shopping with my parents and had a sleepover with some snakes (now not then)

25. What time did you wake up?  4:45am

26. What were you doing at midnight last night? Asleep 

27. Name something you can’t wait for? Probably dating

28. When was the last time you saw your mom? a few hours ago

29. What are you listening to right now? glee soundtrack

30. Have you ever talked to a person named tom? Yep!

31. Something that is getting on your nerves?  the fact that Lukas isn’t texting back fast enough

32. Most visited website? Tumblr and instagram

33. Hair colour? blonde-ish brown

34. Long or short hair? shoulder length ish

35. Do you have a crush on someone? my boi Lukas

36. What do you like about yourself? my eyebrows gurl

37. Piercings? ear lobes only

38. Bloodtype? ???

39. Nickname? Jamers (Camden) and Jessica (Noah)

40. Relationship status? Single af

41. Zodiac? Virgo

42. Pronouns? She/her

43. Favourite tv show? The Flash???!!! 

44. Tattoos? Nope

45. Right or left handed? Right

46. Surgery? kind of, more of a resetting

47. Sport? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

48. Vacation? Probably London if I had money lol

49. Pair of trainers? Adidas

More general:

50. Eating: un piece of sushi and uno jello square

51. Drinking: nothing

52. I’m about to: sleep

53. Waiting for: Lukas to love me

54. Want: Happiness and friends

55. Get married? maybe

56. Career? Veterinarian

Which is better:

57. Hugs or kisses? Depends on who they’re from

58. Lips or eyes? Eyes

59. Shorter or taller? Taller please

60. Older or younger? Preferably older 

61. Nice arms or nice stomach? Stomach 

62. Hook up or relationship? Relationship  

63. Troublemaker or hesitant? Hesitant but not paralyzed with fair

Have you ever:

64. Kissed a stranger? Kinda yes?

65. Drank hard liquor? Haha no

66. Lost glasses/contacts? yep, the same day i got them too

67. Turned someone down? yep 

68. Had sex on the first date? Nope never done it (yet ;))

69. Broken someones heart? Most likely. Whelp

70. Had your heart broken? absolutely

71. Been arrested? lol no

72. Cried when someone died? Yup

73. Fallen for a friend? Indeed

Do you believe in:

74. Yourself? HA HA No

75. Miracles? Yea

76. Love at first sight? kind of

77. Santa? not anymore

78. Kiss on the first date? my dated was ruined before i could

79. Angels? not sure

Other:

80. Current best friend’s name: Jenny

81. Eye color: Hazel

82. Favorite movie: What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Not gonna tag bc I'm lazy

Me: I'm gonna stay up too late.

Also Me: *is watching a DEH bootleg while eating ice cream at 3am

When you get this you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool!!)

I like that i can put myself in uncomfortable positions even when i don’t want to.

I like that i can be confident in clothes that i like despite caring what people think of me.

I like my taste in music and movies.

I like (love) my ability to make friends in any situation.

I like my artwork even tho i never show anyone.

we can all agree to do it but 33 of yall better fucking commit

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