Stranger Things Characters + Shane Dawson Quotes

of course

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

things that have happened at work today:

-a man paid for the tables next to him’s meal

-a man gave me a $25 dollar tip on top of his $50 dollar bill

-i swept the same area 11 times.

-i spilled ranch on my hand at least twice

-i carried 9 cups in 2 hands

-three grown men ordered fruit punch and honey barbecue wings

-a young child flung himself off the booth because ketchup touched a piece of chicken on his plate. after he dipped one in ketchup

-6 old men came in and ordered they’re usual. i have never seen these men before. apparently they go there every day for lunch. i have worked here for almost a week.

-apparently my boss feeds the crows. today a very large one came and sat next to my car staring me in the eyes

Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare~

Virgo, Ravenclaw, Falsettos

rb with your zodiac sign, hogwarts house, and favorite broadway musical

i’m curious to see

Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

SAMEEEE

definitely happened at some point in nanny McPhee

agent: hey colin how would you like to be in this movie?

colin firth: am i going to get wet again?

agent: what? no you don’t ha-

colin firth, already chest deep in a lake: fine, if you insist i’ll do it