Of Course

1 smosh

2 cats

3 sweets

4 tumblr friends

5 rain

@dark-eyed-harmothoe @charlesoberonn @cheshireelims @jonahsimms @jesuslover1901 @remus-lupin-is-my-type @sunshineandrainyflowers @fleamontpotter @smoshimagine @peppersaucee

Pass the happy! 🌻🌈 When you recieve this list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!💖

Okey dokey1. Tom Hiddleston2. Marvel3. Cisco Ramon4. Animals5. (Family and friends etc. but that’s already a given…)

Okay and the last ten in my notifs are @legendarycoffeedeer @maryisaloser @howdoicomeupwithagoodusername @daysarethedreamsnightmares @natashaalianovnaromanoff-blog @wings-and-scales @lokiislowkeyhot @hemogoblin-s @winterz-children

ADD FIVE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY AMD TAG THE LAST TEN PEOPLE IN YOUR NOTIFS

ok but it’s a popsicle. that’s not even one of the options they give.

tag yourself i’m freezie

i keep the amulet to have something to blame when things go wrong

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

I’m Shrek

Let me explain.  

After researching the meaning of my name, I have decided to adopt a talking donkey and live in a run down hut in a swamp.

My first name Jamie means “To overthrow” in Hebrew.

My last name Horton means “mudtown” in olde English.

My name literally means to take over a swamp.  

I am Shrek.  Fear me.

Also my middle name means to be devoted to Bacchus.  They are frickin white grapes.  They are green like my inner spirit.  

Shakespearean version of “two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cos theyre not gay”

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

5555

i just finished 5555 and im numb.  i want to cry but i can’t.  this was amazing writing and im mad that it was so good

Virgo, Ravenclaw, Falsettos

rb with your zodiac sign, hogwarts house, and favorite broadway musical

i’m curious to see

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Hi, I’m Julia Morris.