Sometimes I Wonder How A Writer Would Describe Me If I Were A Character In A Book

@staff why did you reblog this?

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i want to know what bears think sometimes

i keep the amulet to have something to blame when things go wrong

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

my magnum opus

nobody:

not a soul:

my brain: i have decided today that i am going to sit here and force myself to think about all of the bad things that have ever happened to me

me: ok :)

Larry the Cat, the government-appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 4 UK Prime Ministers and one monarch.

I feel like Katniss when they made her ass do the Hunger Games a second time

HEAVY on the put your dogs in life jackets! with the designer breeds and mixes nowadays, most dogs either dont know how or physically cannot swim!

unless they are specifically a water breed they should have a life jacket, they should have one anyways regardless if the water is too deep to touch

What's the most basic thing you've had to explain to someone for their own safety?

I spend a lot of time in my career and social life begging people to wear life jackets. I've taught courses on water safety and rescues (teaching people to get back back into boats after falling out or capsizing etc.) and have found that in general, people tend to both overestimate their ability to swim and underestimate the strength of currents, the effects of cold water, and the actual distance between their boat and land on the horizon.

Please just wear your life jackets and PLEASE put your dogs in life jackets too!

it was so fun there, theres a giant ferris wheel on the roof and its like 10$ a ticket and you can do all the floors

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation support gay rights

It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.