HEAVY On The Put Your Dogs In Life Jackets! With The Designer Breeds And Mixes Nowadays, Most Dogs Either

HEAVY on the put your dogs in life jackets! with the designer breeds and mixes nowadays, most dogs either dont know how or physically cannot swim!

unless they are specifically a water breed they should have a life jacket, they should have one anyways regardless if the water is too deep to touch

What's the most basic thing you've had to explain to someone for their own safety?

I spend a lot of time in my career and social life begging people to wear life jackets. I've taught courses on water safety and rescues (teaching people to get back back into boats after falling out or capsizing etc.) and have found that in general, people tend to both overestimate their ability to swim and underestimate the strength of currents, the effects of cold water, and the actual distance between their boat and land on the horizon.

Please just wear your life jackets and PLEASE put your dogs in life jackets too!

How Tom really ended up in the toilet:

Ginny writing in her diary: Harry Potter is so dreamy! He said hi to me this morning!

Tom: and then?

Ginny: he headed off to class.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: I went to class too.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: and then I saw him in the hall later, we waved.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: and then nothing, nothing else happened

Tom: annnddd then?

Ginny: NOTHING

Tom: and then?!

Ginny: no, no more and then!

Tom: and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

Ginny: That's it! *shoves diary down toilet*

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hemogoblin-s

3 weeks ago

he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs

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hemogoblin-s

7 years ago

help

so at my moms house (which i will be living in from summer until i graduate) there are these two boys. One rides a skateboard and is very cute. and the other is who i assume is his best friend. both of them have circled my street multiple times today and i keep making super awkward eye contact with Skateboard Boy. I don’t know their names but I do know that we will be going to the same school next year and he has to live relatively close to be in walking distance of my house. Anyways, i want to introduce myself but I'm super awkward and am really bad at talking to people so please help. reblog so others can help as well.

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hemogoblin-s

2 years ago

everyone knows being gay is not a choice, you become gay when Brennan Lee Mulligan assigns you a NPC love interest that makes you instantly feel loved

Boo straight people

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hemogoblin-s

6 years ago

Amy and Jake getting off work and picking up their kids for a play date with Cagney and Lacey and Ava and Nikolaj and Enigma. Imagine how awesome it's gonna be to have all the 99 kids together and playing with each other. While the kids play, the detectives and Gina talk about how much they've missed getting together after work and how much better it is to do with the babies.

THERE’S GONNA BE SO MANY GODDAMN KIDDOS WE LOVE A PROCREATING SQUAD

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hemogoblin-s

8 years ago