fallout in the food Mart
war in the walmart
Ginny writing in her diary: Harry Potter is so dreamy! He said hi to me this morning!
Tom: and then?
Ginny: he headed off to class.
Tom: and then?
Ginny: I went to class too.
Tom: and then?
Ginny: and then I saw him in the hall later, we waved.
Tom: and then?
Ginny: and then nothing, nothing else happened
Tom: annnddd then?
Ginny: NOTHING
Tom: and then?!
Ginny: no, no more and then!
Tom: and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then
Ginny: That's it! *shoves diary down toilet*
my magnum opus
its Jesus’s fursona
Okay fully if I were hearing this story (LOTR) for the first time (rather than reading it for the first time haha) and a guy invited strangers into a blatantly Germanic-Old English hall and said to leave the weapons at the door (this at least is normal enough! Occasionally results in duels to the death w/e) and that these were “dark days” I would be fucking panicking. I’d be like “the lads are going to DIE they are going to be LOCKED IN and BURNED ALIVE. “Thatched with gold” ok man I know an IRON HOUSE MOTIF WHEN I SEE ONE. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. IS THERE A LADY IN THIS HALL, HUH JRR? IS SHE GONNA BURN THEM AND HERSELF ALIVE IN IT CANT FOOL ME, JRR. Can’t believe this is a red herring I am suffering. He did this to panic his medievalist friends I swear. This was a trap designed for CS Lewis’s personal anxiety.
Need them all
Bored of being told to listen to classical music? Here is a list of great study music from your favorite video games, movies and more.
aesthetics and smooth
lofi hip hop radio
anime vibes
dozing off *
soft piano
nostalgic *
synthwave
video games
compilation
animal crossing *
final fantasy
fez
pokemon
zelda
nintendo
assassins creed
mario bros
ambient sounds
hufflepuff common room *
slytherin common room
ravenclaw common room
gryffindor common room
hagrids hut
diagon alley
the hall of faces (game of thrones)
the green dragon inn (lotr)
spaceship bedroom
medival towns
fireplace
from the screen
the hobbit
harry potter
disney
studio ghibli
the grand budapest hotel *
amelie
pirates of the caribbean
narnia
how to train your dragon
clockwork orange
moonrise kingdom
twin peaks
acoustics / bands (with lyrics)
the paper kites
gregory alan isakov
soley
crywolf
mogwai
* personal favorites
definitely happened at some point in nanny McPhee
agent: hey colin how would you like to be in this movie?
colin firth: am i going to get wet again?
agent: what? no you don’t ha-
colin firth, already chest deep in a lake: fine, if you insist i’ll do it