JKR This Has To Happen

I hope this e-mail finds you living in a shotgun shack

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my confused child

Shakespearean version of “two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cos theyre not gay”

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

it was Guillermo del Toro what do you expect?

pacific rim was really like "our giant monster-killing robots are powered by the tender, intimate, powerful connection of soulmates - romantic, platonic, or familial" and i've never recovered from how the sheer brilliance of that concept made me feel

How Tom really ended up in the toilet:

Ginny writing in her diary: Harry Potter is so dreamy! He said hi to me this morning!

Tom: and then?

Ginny: he headed off to class.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: I went to class too.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: and then I saw him in the hall later, we waved.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: and then nothing, nothing else happened

Tom: annnddd then?

Ginny: NOTHING

Tom: and then?!

Ginny: no, no more and then!

Tom: and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

Ginny: That's it! *shoves diary down toilet*

Loose,

Footloose,

All of your feet are loose.

Feet,

Loose feet,

You’re going to lose your feet

“dagger bisexual” am I Rosa Diaz?

@ my fellow gays, use this generator i made to find out what kind of weapon you’re best off wielding on the battlefield!