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things that have happened at work today:

-a man paid for the tables next to him’s meal

-a man gave me a $25 dollar tip on top of his $50 dollar bill

-i swept the same area 11 times.

-i spilled ranch on my hand at least twice

-i carried 9 cups in 2 hands

-three grown men ordered fruit punch and honey barbecue wings

-a young child flung himself off the booth because ketchup touched a piece of chicken on his plate. after he dipped one in ketchup

-6 old men came in and ordered they’re usual. i have never seen these men before. apparently they go there every day for lunch. i have worked here for almost a week.

-apparently my boss feeds the crows. today a very large one came and sat next to my car staring me in the eyes

pride month ask game

🌈 - what’s your orientation and gender? 🌹- what would be your ideal date? 💘 - what personality traits are attractive to you? 💋 - what do you find physically attractive? 🐻 - what is your favourite animal? 💭 - when did you realise you were lgbt? 💌 - what makes your heart melt? 🎤 - do you have a favourite lgbt song? 🍀 - what’s your fav thing abt being lgbt? 🌠 - advice for young lgbt people? ☁️ - where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Scorpius: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Albus: Just this morning you were crying about snakes.

Scorpius: [voice shaking] They don't have any arms...

I hope this e-mail finds you living in a shotgun shack

everyone knows being gay is not a choice, you become gay when Brennan Lee Mulligan assigns you a NPC love interest that makes you instantly feel loved

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Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets.

Sentence Prompts

  taken from @victoryrpr

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

“  i wish i knew how to talk about it.  ”  

“  you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together.  ”

“  i don’t want to be alone anymore.  ”  

“  i wish i could hate you. ”

“  take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while. ”

“  i need you to trust me.  ”  

“ i missed/miss you. ”  

“  she/he won’t listen to me. ”

“  let me do this for you. please.  ”

“  is there anything else you want to say to me?  ”

“  tell me something happy. ”

“  promise me.  ”

“  i just want/wanted to help.  ”  

“  let me explain.  ”

“ i didn’t/don’t need you to understand, i just wanted/want you to support me. ”  

“ i’m on your side. ”

“ i’ve got your back, okay? ”

“  please, tell me you have a plan. ”

“  stay with me tonight. ”

“  don’t go. please.  ”

“  i’ve been alone for so long i’m afraid i don’t know what it’s like not to be. ”

“ talk to me.  ”  

“ i did what i had to do.  ”

“  we can’t keep going on like this. ”

“ i’m just tired.  ”

“ i’m scared.  ”

“ it’s okay to be afraid. fear can be good. use it.  ”

“ it’s better to expect disappointment. ”

“ hope is dangerous.  ”

“  i like seeing you smile. ”  

“ you look beautiful.  ”  

“ be patient with her/him. they’re trying. ”  

“ i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough. it’s never good enough. ”

“  i’m starting to think i’m just fucked up.  ”  

“  have a drink with me.  ”

“ she/he is better off without me. but i guess that’s their choice. ”

“  you can’t dictate what’s best for someone else. ”

“ can i help you?  ” “ i thought you’d like this. ”

“  do you wanna get out of here?  ”

“  walk with me?  ”

“  well, shit.  ”

“  change isn’t easy.  ”

“  i just wanted to say i’m sorry.  ”

“  i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad.  ”

“  what did you want to tell me?  ”

“  it was supposed to be simple.  ”

“  you’ve got blood on your shirt.  ”

“  you can stay with me.  ”

“  what did you want to show me?  ”

“  i miss ____ more than i thought i would.  ”

“  i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know.  ”

“  shut up. please.  ”

“  fuck off.  ”

“  hush, i’m trying to kiss you.  ”

“  you’re lucky you’re cute.  ”

“  i fucked up.  ”

“  i just want to take it all back.  ”

“  i can’t sleep.  ”

“  can’t sleep?  ”

“  we should get a pet.  ”

“  if you have something to say, spit it out. ”

“  i’m allowed to be angry.  ”

“  she/he aint even that cute.  ”

“  just hold me.  ”

“  do you want me to go?  ”  

“  i just need time.  ”

“  i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that.  ”  

“  nothing you can say will surprise me.  ”

“  everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind.  ”

“  death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago.  ”

“  i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity.  ”

“  listen to me, please.  ”

“  i’m not even sure what to say to that.  ”

“  that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t.  ”

“  am i supposed to care?  ”

“  i do care.  ”  

“  you make me happy.  ”

“  you look beautiful like this.  ”  

“  if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you.  ”

“  it terrifies me.  ”

“  just let me show you how i feel.  ”

you know what,,

go crazy (go stupid)

just don’t tweet it at damien

https://youtu.be/EdYENTkWm3w