Marvin, Rolling Down The Window: What Seems To Be The Problem, Officer?

Anyone: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Anti: bold of you to assume I was held

Henrik: that’s a horrible christmas present

Jackie: trust me, he’ll love it.

Later:

Jameson, trying to cuddle all fifteen roombas: THANK YOU I LOVE MY CHILDREN

Anti: me and Henrik get along fine! Right, henny?

Henrik: I have never been more stressed out in my life

Oh my god I love this

Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat

Chase: what?

Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him

Jackie, coming to in a hospital bed: what happened?

Henrik: you passed out from a fever. Do you remember anything?

Jackie: sorta? I remember the ambulance ride.

Henrik: that wasn’t an ambulance. We drove you here

Jackie: but there were sirens

Henrik: that was Chase

Jackie:

Chase, breathing into a paper bag: I will not apolagize for caring

Jackie: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Anti: *puts two more cups down*

Jackie: please no

Anti: *starts shuffling the cups*

Anti: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before, are there rules?

Chase: what?

Anti: is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat

Chase: what?

Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him

Henrik: there’s no such thing as a stupid question.

Jackie: what’s in mango salsa?

Henrik: I stand corrected

Henrik: the egos are competent!

Chase, running in: Henrik! I tried to make spaghetti in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!