Latest Posts by goblin-knight-bastard-man - Page 8
My parents haven't cleaned our pool in years, today I found a pool absolutely full of tadpoles
You know it's bad when one of the only things I can hope for in a candidate is that they dont completely dehumanize me
Ok which one of you fucks
Stole
My
Dick
You probably have dysphoria
Alot of people are happy this debate and so here's my opinion. I think there are people who are confused or just want attention saying they dont have dysphoria ,these guys are clearly cis . But there are some people who prefer to be called he him and say they dont have dysphoria, that actually is a level of dysphoria where you don't feel confident with your assigned gender. Idk I've been seeing some of this stuff going around and i wanted to share my meaningful less opinion. If you wanted to share your opinion I'm open to a conversation and it if you're respectful. Just to share my source...I'm a trans man
Society NEEDS goblins. who else would scream at the moon? Who would pick up buttons? who would bear these burdens?
some of yall dont even have two braincells its the two worms in ur brain fighting and yer mistaking the friction of the tussle for a thought being formed
Psst, hey, hey you, yes you
Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.
Shane when the Q&A ends
Goblin Table Manners
It is important that any polite young goblin keep his table manners in mind:
Elbows should be kept off the table: by keeping your elbows off the table you keep them ready to jab anyone who gets too close to your food.
When confronted with numerous eating utensils a good rule of thumb is to start by stealing the shiniest ones first
Eating with your hands is the sign of a properly brought up young goblin
There have been several conversations on the proper way to eat soup. Scooping soup into your mouth with your hands, lifting the bowl to slurp it noisily and putting your face into the bowl to drink are all acceptable.
Taking food off other peoples plates is a helpful and kindly thing to do, you are keeping their reflexes sharp and teaching them to guard their meal
Talk to both of your neighbors at the table unless they are dull in which case just shout to whomever you find interesting
Should an argument or difference of opinion break out try to calm the situation by biting the person you disagree with
Please keep in mind that many non goblins live in homes tragically devoid of moss, algae or interesting stones. For that reason it is recommended that you do not bring up such things lest the host be saddened and stop bringing you food
Reblog if you're black tumblr.
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.
reblog if ur blog is anti-nazi
if ur a nazi or neo-nazi or support nazi ideologies let this be a fucking harsh message that ur not welcome on this blog and I hope you get socked in the face
Hoard
Rocks!!!
Buttons !!!!
I has many~
+mobile hoard
"Where did you here about those from?" "...goblins."- talking about chocolate rocks with my mom
Goblins always find and collect pretty wonderful sparkly things
Example
I have my boyfriend and is is indeed
Pretty🌼,Wonderful💕,and sparkly✨
Sometimes it feels like the entire system is actively working against me and I just wanna stand on a table and scream before running off into the woods and becoming a feral goblin, never to be seen by society again
Quick reminder goblim frends
Some shinies are sharp bes careful when grabbing thems
Stole an old clay covered pencil today from art
The reason why you loose all your pencils is because I eat them
every goblin has a beetle whispering in their ear like this