Sometimes It Feels Like The Entire System Is Actively Working Against Me And I Just Wanna Stand On A

Sometimes it feels like the entire system is actively working against me and I just wanna stand on a table and scream before running off into the woods and becoming a feral goblin, never to be seen by society again

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Hephaestus Offerings

Hephaestus Offerings

"Hephaistos (Hephaestus) is the Olympian God of fire, smiths, craftsmen, metalworking, stonemasonry and sculpture."

Large Altars:

Greek or Italian wine

Pure water

Cooked fat and charred bones from meat

Hot soups

Coffee

Olive oil

Breads

All metals, especially bronze and steel

Clay

Different types of wood

Red, bronze, silver, and grey candles

Frankincense

Smith's tools (hammers, tongs, etc.)

Woodwork (handmade wooden trinkets)

Sculptures or images of donkeys

Sculptures or images of mermaids

Images or art of anvils

Pottery

Any sculptures you have made

Any pottery/ceramics you have made

Small/hidden altars:

Beef jerky

Different types of sandwiches

Daisies

Seashells

Nails

Screws

"Tools" from other professions (knitting needles, paint, pencils, paper, etc.)

Jewelry

Tea candle lights, real or fake

Work mugs or cups

Coal

Stones

Blacksmith aprons

Depictions of a volcano, photos, art, etc.

Toys of donkeys and mermaids

Anything you have created with your hands (art, sculptures, writings, etc.)

Anything you've created or done and put hard work into and are proud of (schoolwork, a reward from your job or school or a sport, etc.)

Devotional Acts:

If you own a fireplace or an outdoor bonfire, light it in His honor

Otherwise, light a candle in His honor

Learn new skills

Learn how to make jewlery, pottery, or tools

Learn more about technology

Learn more about Hephaestus and His history

Learn how to build things yourself

Paint, write, bake, knit, anything involving creating with your hands

Don't be afraid to try something new

Take a technology class

Take a welding class

Visit a welder, blacksmith, metalworker, etc.

Support local businesses that make their own supplies

Support local/indie artists

Support/volunteer with charities that build homes for those who have lost their home or didn't have one to begin with

Take care of your health, both physical and mental. Remember to take your medications and visit your therapist

Work hard but also play hard

Take a day off when you need one

Pray to Him and tell Him of your accomplishments that day

Sources:

Artwork from Percy Jackson

https://www.theoi.com/Cult/HephaistosCult.html

https://vocal.media/futurism/ways-of-worship-hephaestus

In science today we had a project where we read dna to find the traits of an alien name an snork. I was just excited to see snork on our board but then my dna was only one trait off of being snork! It was skinny instead of plump

In Science Today We Had A Project Where We Read Dna To Find The Traits Of An Alien Name An Snork. I Was
In Science Today We Had A Project Where We Read Dna To Find The Traits Of An Alien Name An Snork. I Was

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Today's a good day to appreciate all creatures, not just the cute ones

NO COPS AT PRIDE JUST SNUFKIN AND HIS TASER.
NO COPS AT PRIDE JUST SNUFKIN AND HIS TASER.
NO COPS AT PRIDE JUST SNUFKIN AND HIS TASER.
NO COPS AT PRIDE JUST SNUFKIN AND HIS TASER.
NO COPS AT PRIDE JUST SNUFKIN AND HIS TASER.
NO COPS AT PRIDE JUST SNUFKIN AND HIS TASER.
NO COPS AT PRIDE JUST SNUFKIN AND HIS TASER.
NO COPS AT PRIDE JUST SNUFKIN AND HIS TASER.
NO COPS AT PRIDE JUST SNUFKIN AND HIS TASER.

NO COPS AT PRIDE JUST SNUFKIN AND HIS TASER.

Mordred: Merlin? Arthur? What happens when you die?

Arthur, dragging Merlin away to talk privately: What do we do? What do we tell him?

Merlin: I don't get paid enough for this.

Arthur: What do we TELL him?? The big farm in the sky? The pearly gates?!

Merlin: Look, we just need to be honest. Let's explain very gently that there probably is no afterlife, and no god, but if there IS, we're all going to hell.

Arthur, nodding: Right. Yeah. Okay.

[Arthur turns back to Mordred]

Arthur: Have you ever been on a farm?

Mune Day 3 And 5 - “Favorite Character” And “Discover”
Mune Day 3 And 5 - “Favorite Character” And “Discover”
Mune Day 3 And 5 - “Favorite Character” And “Discover”

Mune day 3 and 5 - “Favorite Character” and “Discover”

Little my discovering stim toys for the first time! Courtesy of Moominmama ❤️🌸

(also, spoiler, she liked it :) )

I got tired of having to jump around and do a treasure hunt just to watch Monster High media, so I made a document of the original volumes (1-6), as well as uploaded the entirety of the webisodes, TV specials, and movies to a drive. I'm sharing it here in case anyone ever has trouble finding anything- it's all here. :)

Druids: Our High Lord Emrys is truly incredible. Unfathomable. His innate and instinctive magic shows an intelligence no sorcerer could ever equal.

Merlin, burning his tongue on his tea: oops too hot for this thot

Scarecrow Level=1000

Scarecrow level=1000

Please Don’t Tell I’m The Only One That Actually Wonders How The Hell Snufkin Got His Hat Back At

Please don’t tell I’m the only one that actually wonders how the hell Snufkin got his hat back at the end of episode 3 of Moominvalley (that should have been a whole episode itself) 😂😭

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goblin that just wants rocks he/him

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