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the musical interlude hapenning during guess the build featuring: grian jimmy and the meow piano

This is your reminder to Click for Palestine today!

Sneeg caught swearing in 4k

Happy Mabon!! 🍂🍎

Hi, I have another recipe for you! This time it’s Caramel Stuffed Apple Cider Cookies (source: https://awesomeon20.com/caramel-stuffed-apple-cider-cookies/)

Ingredients:

1 teaspoon baking soda

½ teaspoon baking powder

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

3 cups flour

1 cup (2 sticks) softened butter

1 cup sugar

½ teaspoon salt

1 box (10 packets) instant hot apple cider mix

2 eggs

1 teaspoon vanilla

1 bag caramels

In a small bowl, gently whisktogether baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, and flour until combined. Set aside

With a mixer, cream together butter, sugar, salt, and apple cider mix until fluffy.

Mix in eggs one at a time, followed by vanilla.

Slowly add dry ingredients to the butter mixture and mix on low until just combined. Make sure you give everything one last stir with a spatula to be sure that it's mixed all the way through and there's no flour on the bottom of the bowl.

Refrigerate the dough for at least an hour.

Preheat your oven to 350 F (175C) and line your baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat. You'll definitely need it.

Unwrap your caramels, and resist the urge to eat them. I use my cookie scoop, which is about a tablespoon to scoop out the dough. Press your thumb into the center of the ball to make some space, then press a caramel right into the center and mold your dough around the caramel to seal it in.

Place your cookie dough encased caramel on your cookie sheet, and just keep creating these little beauties until you fill it up. Place the cookies about two inches apart. They'll spread quite a bit. Store the dough in the fridge between batches.

Bake at 350 for about 13 minutes or until light brown around the edges.

When you pull the cookies out of the oven, pull your parchment paper or silicone mat off the cookie sheet right away. Allow the cookies to cool completely, then give them a gentle twist to pull them off the mat or parchment.

Hope you enjoy!! ☺️ I think they look really tasty!!!

blessed be xx

the way he just rolls away in jealousy T-T

seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.

anyway in other news it is EXTREMELY funny of the life series cast to force us to talk about them doing things "in real life" or to tag stupid things like "real life spoilers". yeah man jimmy fell down a hole and died in real life. yeah man sorry for the real life spoilers but they all only had the basic three lives again. yeah these are super normal things to say. don't worry about it.

create mod tangotek, maybe?

oki. i like that gif where he gets hit by a train

Glamrock Bonnie's Blue Raspberry Milkshake

Ingredients: - 2 cups vanilla ice cream - 1/2 cup blue raspberry sorbet or syrup - 1/2 cup milk - Whipped cream (optional) - Blue food coloring (optional, for a more vibrant color) - Fresh raspberries for garnish (optional)

Instructions: 1. In a blender, combine the vanilla ice cream, blue raspberry sorbet or syrup, and milk. 2. Blend until smooth and creamy. If you want a more intense blue color, add a drop or two of blue food coloring. 3. Pour the milkshake into glasses. 4. Optionally, top with whipped cream and garnish with fresh raspberries. 5. Serve immediately and enjoy your refreshing milkshake!

Glamrock Bonnie's Blue Raspberry Glazed Popcorn

Ingredients

8 cups popped popcorn (about 1/3 to 1/2 cup of kernels)

1 cup granulated sugar

1/3 cup light corn syrup

1/3 cup water

1 package (0.13 ounces) blue raspberry flavored drink mix (unsweetened)

1/4 teaspoon salt

1/4 teaspoon baking soda

Blue food coloring (optional)

Cooking spray or oil for coating Instructions

Preheat your oven to 250°F (120°C). Line a large baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat.

Place the popped popcorn in a large mixing bowl, ensuring there are no unpopped kernels.

In a saucepan over medium heat, combine the sugar, corn syrup, water, blue raspberry drink mix, and salt. Stir continuously until the sugar is dissolved.

Bring the mixture to a boil and let it cook without stirring until it reaches 250°F (121°C) on a candy thermometer (hard ball stage).

Remove the saucepan from the heat and quickly stir in the baking soda. Be cautious as the mixture will bubble up.

Add a few drops of blue food coloring if desired and mix well.

Pour the hot syrup over the popcorn in the mixing bowl, stirring gently to coat the popcorn evenly.

Spread the coated popcorn onto the prepared baking sheet, breaking up any large clumps.

Bake in the preheated oven for about 45-60 minutes, stirring every 15 minutes, until the popcorn is crisp and the glaze has hardened.

Remove from the oven and let it cool completely before breaking it into clusters. Enjoy popcorn!

Feel free to adjust the amount of blue raspberry flavoring or food coloring to suit your taste preferences!

Dan Hays Colorado Snow Effect 4 (with detail) 2007, oil on canvas

Snufkin having a wtf-moment.

Graphite, charcoal and digital enhancements.

new tutorial, this time for "fake" medals you can use to decorate your jacket or any stuff really.

give yourself a weird award you yourself came up with, coorperations do it all the time!

stuff you will need:

-scissors

-variation of pliers

-a stencil, the shape you want the fabric part of ur medal to be, make it a bit bigger so youll have room to sew

-piece of fabric two times the size of your stencil

-sewing needle

-sewing thread, i use dental floss

-safety pin

-paperclip, or just iron wire, around 1 mm Ø

-bottlecap

start with cutting out the two pieces of fabric for your medal using a stencil

pin em to eachother, with the sides you want to be on the outside, facing inwards.

sew along the side but keep the top open, so you can flip it inside out.

now you can flip in inside out, and fold the top around the safety pin, and sew it down

make sure the side of the pin that doesnt open is the one being sewn down. the opening part should be on top.

bend the paperclip into something resembling the shapes in the pic below using the pliers, doesnt need to look good, mine sure dont

bend the edges of the bottlecap to the inside, and pin the hook part of the right iron wire thing down under the edge

connect the iron wire hoop you made (left in picture) to the piece of iron wire on the bottlecap. fold the point of the fabric part of the metal around the hoop and sew it down.

should look something like this.

now you can add decorations, you can paint the cap aswell as the fabric part, using patterned fabrics can also make ur medals look nicer.

ive seen people advise using modgepodge to seal the painted cap, instead of nailpolish, i dont have modpodge where i live but use that if youre able to get ur hands on it.

i hope this was clear, let me know if you want tutorials on any other stuff. i like doing them a lot.

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

The Wend*go is Not Your Cryptid

I'm Algonquin/Ojibwe and this is a spirit that comes from our teachings.

As a young child, the elders taught me to never even SPEAK its name, to not even sing its songs. When we sang a song about it during drumming group one year, we all got in trouble.

You do not spell the word or speak the word.

It's NOT a "cryptid" or a "spooky story" for white people to appropriate.

Its bearly spoken about in our own communities, and even then, only very carefully.

Again, not because its "creepy" but because its respected and something in our traditions that is not played around with; so its certainly not for non-ojibwe/algonquin people to speak about whatsoever. Period.

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

AUTISM EXPLOSION

AUTISM EXPLOSION

immediately thought of that one meme when I watched this scene in episode 2 LMAO

ah so it looks like nina are maggie are gonna be the parallel that’s so painfully obvious that it forces aziraphale and crowley to confront their own- MY GOD IT’S BEELZEBUB AND GABRIEL WITH A STEEL CHAIR

I couldn’t help myself

Cutie patootie

various Tove Jansson thumbnails

omg i'm so sorry ah man gotta pick all these up now yikes

Today's doll is Super Silly Party Mittens Fluff 'N' Stuff!

Wife appreciation post

The Not Deer was only ever supposed to be a fun, loose campfire story based on some experiences my friends and I had in a small area, and it's weird seeing it grow so wildly out of control.

It's aggrivating to see people slap appropriated Native American lore onto it when it was never supposed to be that. It's strange seeing people get so heated over a spooky story and try to debunk something that was never meant to be truly "bunked" in the first place.

I have no control over what the internet decides to do with it, of course. It's way out of my hands at this point. But I'd love for more people to know that "OP" does NOT endorse conflating the Not Deer with appropriated Native American folklore and to cut that shit out because it's disrespectful. The Not Deer is his own little guy and I just want people to enjoy his story.

stop calling the mishibijiw (mishipeshu) a cryptid. stop calling thunderbirds cryptids. stop calling popular native spirits and creatures cryptids for the love of fucking god. ESPECIALLY the ones I know you're thinking about when you read this post. you know the one. don't do it.

some of my favourite stills from kiki's delivery service (1/2)

I really like this pixel brush rn 🤧

Sticky my beloved. She has absolute peak character design and I'm here for it. And whatever genius decided to name her Sticky deserves a raise

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