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END OF SK8 THE INFINITY THEORY

Episode 7 spoilers

Ok so my theory is that by the end of the show Adams apprentice will get sick of his shit and wont take the fall for him like adam told him and will actually report him for whatever it was he did and also touching minors. Joe will propose to cherry at court after adam is arrested, shadow will be the ring bearer, miya will be the flower boy ,reki and langa will be the best men. Reki will catch the bouquet (that shadow put together). They skateboard to their honeymoon

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Masculine-Coded* Cottagecore Things

Suspenders! All kinds! Bright ones and classy ones and new ones and vintage ones! Suspenders rule!

Repairing the fence over and over and over again! How do those rascals keep getting out?

Ashes on your hands from cleaning out the stove or the fireplace.

Carving/whittling! Making small trinkets and leaving them hidden around the house for your partner to find.

Skipping stones in the calm part of the creek about a mile to the east.

Chatting up your friends at the farmer's market! Everyone is so busy, but you always make time for each other.

Picking some wildflowers for your love on the way home.

Laughing with your partner late into the night about what color you should paint the bedroom.

*All people can express femininity and masculinity in whatever ways they desire, of course! I just noticed that Cottagecore tends to lean toward the very traditionally feminine end of the spectrum, and I wanted to contribute something a little different!

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Auto efficient cottage part 07: cooking

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Another competence you’ll need is cooking. Never did it in your life? Some recipes are easier than they sound. The easiest?

-Soup.

 You always eat them from a can? You can make them by cooking vegetables with hot water and broth, then put the vegetables in a mixer (or a food mill in case of a blackout).

-Mashed potatoes and fries

They can be done otherwise than from a bag or frozen. Mashed potatoes are first steam cooked, then mashed in a food mill. You can cut fries in potatoes, spray  them with oil, and roast them in a hot oven, without  a fryer.

-Pies and pizza

First you don’t have to buy the dough, flour, water and oil are all you need. And if you don’t have greaseproof paper, coat the baking tin with butter and flour.

-Pastas

The basis remains the same, only the sauce change, and there are tons of them. Puttanesca, bolognese, chicken Alfredo, carbonara, etc. Our vegan friends can try pesto, tomato-basilic, or oil and garlic.

-Cookies

They can be done without butter, olive oil can be used for them.

-Jams

Simply cook fruits with sugar. No sugar? Grape jam was done with grape must instead. It can be difficult to find, so, use grape juice instead. It contained any fruits or vegetables available in the season.

A bit more difficult:

-Bread

Bread was not indexed in stocks, because you can’t keep it for long, except crisp bread. The fresh version must be made. You’ll need bakery yeast, and trying to do it without a robot. In my case, it would not raise much.

-Brioche

Same: it must raise with yeast, but it does slowly. Yeast, by the way, is done with a bit of dough you let sour.

-Cinnamon rolls

Still that raising problem.

And much to my dismay…I still don’t know how to do these.

-Puff pastry

This kind of dough is long to do and master.

-Crumpets

I don’t see why, it’s very close to pancakes…and pancakes are easy.

-Carrot cake

I don’t see why either, it’s never as delicious as in Starbucks.

Butter, like bread, is not easy to make (unless you have fresh milk) nor to be stocked without a fridge. Clarified butter (melted, then solidified) was a possible long stocking method.

 Nearly all culinary preparations that involve butter can be done with oil otherwise, easier to stock. For spread use, lard was once used. It can be stocked outside a fridge.

Vegans won’t approve the use of lard, but making your vegetal butter with cashew nuts, water,  coconut and colza oil is possible.

Who say cooking say waste, and manage it. If dustmen can’t assure their duty, and you can’t find trash bags? Perishable rubbish can be composted as said earlier. 

You can use papers and cardboards as  fire starters. For everything else, like glass and porcelain, use a pit in your garden, then bury it. Do not put toxic waste in it, still.

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Please tell me dad is gonna help his son!!!!!!!

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