Ok But Have You Tried To Spell Stomach, Its Impossible, I'd Rather Look Cute Than Look Like An Idiot

THAT 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 WHY 👏🏻 HE 👏🏻 SAYS 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”

but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared

really gets the noggin joggin

Scarecrow level=1000

Gamers: Hehe... I'm gonna trick old man Nook by making these weeds into a leaf umbrella and selling them back to him

Tom Nook: ...t-that's not a trick. You put work into it, you put labor into the creation and thus its value increased. Has Capitalism deceived you so that you know not your own labor has value?

Gamers: Hehe... he'll never suspect a thing...

I am in physical pain

Mordred: Merlin? Arthur? What happens when you die?

Arthur, dragging Merlin away to talk privately: What do we do? What do we tell him?

Merlin: I don't get paid enough for this.

Arthur: What do we TELL him?? The big farm in the sky? The pearly gates?!

Merlin: Look, we just need to be honest. Let's explain very gently that there probably is no afterlife, and no god, but if there IS, we're all going to hell.

Arthur, nodding: Right. Yeah. Okay.

[Arthur turns back to Mordred]

Arthur: Have you ever been on a farm?

can we talk about how the little part where langa goes its not the same clearly means that he was always feeling like that because of reki and Not ad*m

Duck immediately after Indrid walks in: "Hey quick question. Am I going to lose my teeth?"

Druids: Our High Lord Emrys is truly incredible. Unfathomable. His innate and instinctive magic shows an intelligence no sorcerer could ever equal.

Merlin, burning his tongue on his tea: oops too hot for this thot