Scarecrow Level=1000

Clink clink🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑

Any other punk monster boys want to,,, idk vibe to the Himalayas and let me show you my key collection,,,maybe cuddle a little

Tumblr is the worst platform for selling things but who cares I made these and I’m proud of them! 

I love them. My little beans. Imagine useing these to add a touch of magic to a suit or something? Or just on some overalls- damn. The possibilities. This is me hyping up my own stuff because under capitalism I must. Anyway of you like them the packs are 10$! You can get them at Terrarium Treasures on etsy :)

various Tove Jansson thumbnails

Sometimes it feels like the entire system is actively working against me and I just wanna stand on a table and scream before running off into the woods and becoming a feral goblin, never to be seen by society again

How to make your own spiked choker

You will need: aluminum can scissors sharpie or any marker really some kind of strong fabric like jeans (you can use part of a leg! Also, if it’s not the color you want, just paint it) button or zipper sewing stuff hot glue or superglue tweezers you can sacrifice Steps: measure your neck (make sure to add 1 or 2 cm so it’s not too tight), also have in mind how many and how big you want your spikes to be so that you can cut an appropriate height (words hard srry, gon add sm images later to make it easier to understand). After measuring everything, mark down on the fabric and cut 4 stripes (2 are for protecting your neck and 2 are to make sure the spikes stay in place). Now onto the spikes, get an aluminum can and cut off the bottom and top, then cut open the can so that you end up with a metal sheet (oh! You will need to find a way to make the sheet straight, since when you cut open the can, it will be curled up). Go on google and search for cone molds, also you will need to add 3 triangles at the base of the cone mold, now trace onto paper and cut (also test the molds with the paper to see if they look the way you want them to look like. Put the mold over the metal sheet and trace it and cut the sheet. Roll the spikes and glue them, use the tweezers to hold everything into place while glue dries, that way you won’t glue your fingers. Repeat these for all spikes. Get the fabric strips from earlier, now we are going to assemble it all together. With 2 strips, mark where the spikes are going, the first one by doing 3 dots like a triangle, then make holes so that you can put the spike’s triangles trough, and fold the ends. Now the second strip, mark where the spikes are and cut an x shaped hole, put this strip over the one with the spikes. Now get all the strips and sew them together, after that you can choose whatever way to close it, with a button, by tying with a string, zipper, idk whatever feels better ig.

Dear lady of the lake, whilst I do very much appreciate the sentiment of you leaving a dam in my front yard, I’m not sure I’m a huge fan of my roses going missing. I understand you like them very much, but you could simply take a cutting rather than digging up the entire plant. I say this with greatest love and admiration.

ps. Have attached some feathers and coins in hopes that you will prefer them to the roses

Mordred: Merlin? Arthur? What happens when you die?

Arthur, dragging Merlin away to talk privately: What do we do? What do we tell him?

Merlin: I don't get paid enough for this.

Arthur: What do we TELL him?? The big farm in the sky? The pearly gates?!

Merlin: Look, we just need to be honest. Let's explain very gently that there probably is no afterlife, and no god, but if there IS, we're all going to hell.

Arthur, nodding: Right. Yeah. Okay.

[Arthur turns back to Mordred]

Arthur: Have you ever been on a farm?

Snufkin having a wtf-moment.

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28.08.22 | Tombstones and books 🪦

Pictures of the last book I read and of the last place I visited, a XVII century graveyard in Munich that now serves as a park in which you can see people peacefully roam and children play among the stones. Truly a unique (and slightly disturbing) sight.

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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you