Fiona: Baz Won’t Come Out Of His Room

teacher: most kings in the past were bi

me, internally: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it

me: same

Draco: I truly believe water solves all of our problems.

Draco: Dehydrated? Drink some water

Draco: Want clear skin? Drink some more water

Draco: Need to rid yourself of an enemy? Drown them

Harry: .......

Draco: *Eye brow raise* Am I wrong?

Harry: Only morally

chillin on a Saturday night

Can we talk about the dedication in Aurora Rising by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff? It’s giving me all the feels 😭

did someone call my name?

[Kpop leaders pt.3]

*Jaebum, Shownu, Hongjoong, Taeyong and Chan taking a tour to the BTS dorm*

Namjoon, hesitating to open the dorm door: Uh—I left them sleeping…

*the door opens to reveal Jimin screaming at the top of his lungs, Hoseok desperately covering his ears, Taehyung pulling on Jimin’s ear and demanding cookies, Jungkook passed out on the floor, Jin holding a hand mirror for himself and Suga watching a drama in the background*

Namjoon:

*Namjoon, turning around and slowly closing the door*

Namjoon: On second thought, let’s have a tour of the elevators

Jisung: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?

Felix: Yellow.

Jisung: The correct answer is packing peanuts.

Felix: Oh I see, because you carry the two and–

Seungmin: What is wrong with you people?

minho: describe yourself in one word

jisung, not looking up from his phone: yours

minho, tearing up: disgusting

minho: say it again

this took me so long but i’m quite proud of it :D

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