Draco: I Truly Believe Water Solves All Of Our Problems.

You know that moment when someone’s giving you strong af gay vibes, but they really are straight and you’re just like

Happy birthday Bakugou!

(Kiri was born in an egg and doesn’t really know how humans work)

Look

If these two idiots could switch pronouns that quickly when they realized that Zam was a woman, then SO CAN YOU.

can’t handle this rn 

Adam: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Kai: What?

Adam: I said: if you died, I wouldn’t miss you.

My nails on any metalic surface or anything i hold that vibrates

ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car

yoongi: i don't have a resting bitch face. my bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant.

yoongi: my bitch face will rest when its work is done.

fiona: baz won’t come out of his room

simon: just tell him i said something

fiona: like what?

simon: anything factually incorrect

baz, appearing moments later: i’m sorry, did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet-

I’m not complaining