Teacher: Most Kings In The Past Were Bi

Draco: I truly believe water solves all of our problems.

Draco: Dehydrated? Drink some water

Draco: Want clear skin? Drink some more water

Draco: Need to rid yourself of an enemy? Drown them

Harry: .......

Draco: *Eye brow raise* Am I wrong?

Harry: Only morally

it’s here, the beginnings a lil sucky, but it’s done. I now give you, ‘bow being cute af part ii’. @faithskribblz

did someone call my name?

Reblog if you’re stanning more than one kpop group and don’t see the point of all the fandom wars

Reeve: I will ruin your happiness, no matter what!

Kai: My happiness?

Kai, turning to Adam and Mira: I’m happy?

Can we talk about the dedication in Aurora Rising by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff? It’s giving me all the feels 😭

I updated the Love situation in Shadowhunters

Son: Mom, Dad.. I’m gay.

Mom: *staring at dad*

Dad: *clenches fists*

Mom: … dont do it

Dad: *sweats profusely*

Mom:

Son:

Dad: hI gAy I’m dAD!!

[Kpop leaders pt.3]

*Jaebum, Shownu, Hongjoong, Taeyong and Chan taking a tour to the BTS dorm*

Namjoon, hesitating to open the dorm door: Uh—I left them sleeping…

*the door opens to reveal Jimin screaming at the top of his lungs, Hoseok desperately covering his ears, Taehyung pulling on Jimin’s ear and demanding cookies, Jungkook passed out on the floor, Jin holding a hand mirror for himself and Suga watching a drama in the background*

Namjoon:

*Namjoon, turning around and slowly closing the door*

Namjoon: On second thought, let’s have a tour of the elevators

Look

If these two idiots could switch pronouns that quickly when they realized that Zam was a woman, then SO CAN YOU.