Chillin On A Saturday Night

bakusquad apocalypse au part 2!!! :D

me: *constantly makes gay jokes in front of family, wears rainbow pin and stickers, talks about gay celebrities and tv shows*

family: are you gay?

me:

teacher: most kings in the past were bi

me, internally: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it

me: same

Son: Mom, Dad.. I’m gay.

Mom: *staring at dad*

Dad: *clenches fists*

Mom: … dont do it

Dad: *sweats profusely*

Mom:

Son:

Dad: hI gAy I’m dAD!!

I’m not complaining

hello aurora cycle fandom

Reeve: I will ruin your happiness, no matter what!

Kai: My happiness?

Kai, turning to Adam and Mira: I’m happy?

Young K: Wow! Watching 4 kids is hard!

Jinyoung: Ah! 4? Try 6!

Hongjoong: 6!? 6!? Get outta here. What about 7!

Chan: Losers! I have 8! EIGHT!

Coups: I have 12! You guys be grateful!

Taeyong: I HAVEN'T EVEN MET ALL MY KIDS YET! *slamming table* I. Keep. Getting. More. *looks*

Edit: I had to change San to Hongjoong because I got so many hate comments...

Chan, a trainee: *praying* hey it's me again. I need a friend here. I need someone who understands me, possibly speaks english? Someone cool tho, please? It's all I ask for. I just want a sweet, english speaking friend. Please...

Felix, walking into JYPE: 🤟😉YOOO G'DAY MATE🤪😎IM FELIX😛🤣AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE🇦🇺🇦🇺😱OI OI OI🇦🇺👌LEZ GEDDIT🤩😏MY BROS😍😅

Changbin: Are you wearing makeup? Where’d your freckles go?

Felix: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.

Changbin: I see...

— later —

Changbin: [beating the snow with a shovel while angry mumbling] Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.