"yo Mr. White", "tell Me, Will", "louis, Mon Cher..." Is My Absolute Favorite Genre Of Posts Followed

And of course I'm still gonna read this fic a hundred times over

sometimes you read a fic and it’s so predictable but in the best way possible like, of course draco and harry had a secret sexual relationship right after the war of course it ended badly less than a year after it began because neither of them know how to talk about their feelings of course they ghosted each well into their mid twenties but now? oho! now draco is back! perhaps he is friends with harry’s friends, perhaps they are now colleagues, perhaps harry needs a professional expert and draco malfoy is the only one smart enough in all of great britain to help out and OF COURSE they are going to spend the entire fic agonizing over what their relationship could have been if only they hadn’t been so daft and selfish in their late teens!! 

I stand corrected. I still wanna be him tho

HP fandom: Hermione’s clearly a morosexual. I mean, she fancies Ron!

Ron Weasley: *is a literal chess master*

Ron Weasley: *is a strategic genius*

Ron Weasley: *is incredibly knowledgeable about the wizarding world*

Ron Weasley: *suspected that Lockhart was a fraud months before it was revealed*

Ron Weasley: *noticed Hermione’s weird behaviour due to the time turner when virtually no-one else did*

Ron Weasley: *suspected the horcrux being alive before both Harry and Hermione did*

Ron Weasley: *suspected the taboo on Voldemort’s name before both Harry and Hermione did*

Ron Weasley: *came up with the idea to get the basilisk fangs to destroy the horcruxes*

Ron Weasley: *remembered the house-elves during the battle of Hogwarts when even Hermione forgot*

Ron Weasley: *has repeatedly proved how smart, capable and intelligent he is, despite not being especially studious*

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I didn't want my heart anyway... Now it's lying somewhere where I read this damn post. Yes please read it too.

written for suptober day 4: branded

i solemnly swear to stop writing sad shit at some point

Sam made him take the jacket off. It was the first time he’d come alive since it happened. He fought back, pushing him away and clutching it closely to his body. 

When Sam had finally pushed him into a chair and peeled it off him, his eyes had widened and Dean had cursed. 

He didn’t need Sam to see. He didn’t need Sam to know why he was spiraling, a million emotions clamoring for his attention. He didn’t need Sam to know that he was so numb to everything, so completely lost that he barely even cared that what Sam had taken away wasn’t even the whole mark. 

Sam looked between Dean’s eyes and the burn marks on his t-shirt, eyes questioning, and then he took the jacket to throw it in the wash. 

By the time he got back, Dean had pulled the sleeve of his shirt down. He was just staring. He couldn’t breathe, couldn’t think, just stared. 

He could feel the burn searing into his skin. Could feel the jolt of Cas’ grace ripping frantically through him. Could see the terror in the angel’s eyes. Could see the cosmic entity in Billie’s guise smirking at them as she pulled Cas away. 

Sam cleared his throat and sat at the table across from him. Dean didn’t bother looking up from the mark. “That’s the same place you had it when he pulled you from-”

“Yeah,” Dean said quietly. 

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A period of mental standstill between one ponderous spark and another is an excruciating time, where your head is muddled and foggy but give in to it.

For light is light only after darkness.

This is important.

There is a candidate named Tiffany G. in the current Ao3 board elections with a pro-censorship position for getting Ao3 unbanned in China. This is ship and kink agnostic: the only way to get Ao3 unbanned in China would be the removal of all explicit queer content to bring it in line with the online censorship policies of the CCP Pre-ban, Chinese writers used Ao3 to host LGBTQ+ and explicit content due to being censored on Chinese websites, and writers of danmei (m/m) stories have been sent to prison in China for publishing queer content.

There are 3 seats, and 5 candidates (including her) so she has an actual chance to get elected. If you’ve contributed $10 in the past year and have eligibility to vote in this election, it is essential that you do so. Please check your e-mail for the ballot and vote for everyone except Tiffany in whichever order you prefer based on their stances.

Important context including how essential it is to vote this time if you want to support Ao3s current policies

Chinese fandoms on Weibo are up in arms against this candidate warning about her intention to bring Ao3 in line with the Chinese censored fanfic sites

Chat transcript of her election interview, including discussion of making Ao3 more publicly appealing, complaints about how it was banned in China, and the suggestion of removing ‘illegal’ content besides underage - which, in China, includes queer and explicit content - and avoidance of clear answers about which content would be censored

Not an immigrant here, but the rest checks out. Hey there.

So we're all just here huh

Yes.

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At this point it is ineffable

someone who doesn’t know shit about good omens please explain this image

Has somebody looked at this version yettt?????

This joke never gets old