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Just a reminder that Castiel was a captain and highly skilled strategist while he served in heaven as a seraph.

Not to mention he was highly admired, enough to persuade half of the Host to follow him rather than his rival (an archangel) in his civil war.

In “Point of No Return” he faces five angels all by himself and is able to do so and still come out alive by carving an angel banishing symbol onto his own body.

Moreover, he would have to had been concentrating on not letting any of the blood flow from the carving while fighting off the angels, so as not to alert them with a bloody shirt until he was ready to actually use it.

Archangels are said to be “absolute…heaven’s most terrifying weapon.”

During the series, Castiel has faced all four archangels by himself, knowing it is certain death to do so. (In fact he was killed by two of them).

He managed to break into Lucifer’s Cage and rescue Sam.

In “The Great Escapist” he uses quantum super-position to remain out of Naomi’s grasp while protecting the angel tablet.

In that same episode, he dug a bullet out of his own guts while keeping the angel guarding him distracted before burying the bullet in the guard’s eye.

Just A Reminder That Castiel Was A Captain And Highly Skilled Strategist While He Served In Heaven As
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You should show him some respect.

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This is the only description of Castiel I wholeheartedly accept. Oh yes I do.

Things everyone forgets about Castiel:

1.  In his true form, he probably looks something like this:

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These nice looking fellas here are angels, as described in Ezekiel 10:14.  They’re said to be massive in size (hence the Chrysler building remark) with at least six wings and four faces. 

When asked, Misha said that Castiel’s four faces consist of a lion, a zebra, (unsurprisingly) a sock monkey, and (even less surprisingly) a cat.  No wonder he likes cats so much – he’s literally part cat himself.  They are his people.

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2.  He wasn’t just a “random foot soldier.”

I see Cas described this way in a lot of fanfics, and it never fails to irk me.  For one thing, Cas isn’t just some run-in-the-mill, middle-class angel: he’s a seraph.  According to the Christian angelic hierarchy, this is the highest-ranking and most powerful form of angel.

Here are two of them guarding the Divine Throne, literally placing the Seraphim closest to God on the Biblical hierarchy.

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“Attending Him were the mighty Seraphim, each with six wings.”  (Isaiah 6:2)

Not only that, even among the Seraphim, Cas has always been exceptional:  he was the leader of his own garrison, and charismatic enough to establish leadership among the angels, leading a rebellion first against an archangel (Raphael), and then against “God” (Metatron), even after he’d already established himself as a dangerous and unpredictable figure in the other angels’ eyes.

In short, he is a legitimately terrifying force of nature.  Fear him.

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3.  He’s actually incredibly smart. 

In “fanon,” it seems to be an increasingly common trope to depict Cas as a helpless, incompetent child with no life skills, completely dependent on the Winchesters for protection.  This makes very little sense, considering he not only has eons of military experience, but he’s strategically brilliant.  

Case in point:  remember that time he took out a room full of angels by carving an Enochian Sigil into his chest?

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Or the time he hid from heaven for months on end in an eerily similar cluster of chain restaurants, while simultaneously hiding an angel tablet under his skin?

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Or the time he escaped from the angelic equivalent of the Overly Attached Girlfriend by buckling his seat belt and crashing them into a ditch?

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Even as a human, he was incredibly resourceful, getting masking symbols tattooed onto his skin, and ultimately killing at least three full-fledged angels, completely without the use of his own powers.

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It’s also important to note that in this season, he also proved himself to be able to function as a hunter without Sam or Dean’s assistance.

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Even his most ill-advised decisions were actually completely logic based:  his deal with Crowely was made in order to defeat Raphael and stop a second apocalypse (which he actually did), and his most recent “deal with the devil” was made in order to defeat Amara, which even Sam subsequently acknowledged to be their only option.

So don’t be a Metatron:  “mentally deficient puppy” vibes aside, Castiel is no idiot. 

4.  Even as angels go, he’s extremely unusual.

Another thing that bothers me is that I often see Cas’s eccentricities attributed to his species:  his enduring social awkwardness, refusal to wear anything but a suit and trench coat, off-beat, understated sense of humor, and Aspergers-y inability to catch social cues, perceive sarcasm, or express emotions (despite being one of the few angels to actually have them to begin with) are often attributed to being standard characteristics of the angelic race.  

But let’s have a look at some of the other angels we know.  Do we ever really see them do any of this?  At all?

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And before you attribute this to the fact that Cas has less experience on Earth, take a look at the other angel who hasn’t been exposed to humanity in quite a few eons:

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Bottom line is, Cas isn’t just “weird” by human standards.  As an entity, he is singularly odd.

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God (literally) made him and threw away the mold.

5.  Jokes aside, there is virtually no way he’s heterosexual.

I can’t help but find debates over angelic sexual preference within the fandom to be slightly ridiculous.  While ninety percent of the fandom enthusiastically screams, “He’s gay!” there is a small percentage that firmly insists he’s straight as an arrow.  Roughly two percent of the fandom claims he’s pan or ace, which honestly are the only sexuality headcanons I find logical.

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Because, not to make anyone uncomfortable, but Castiel isn’t a guy – he isn’t even technically a “he:”  Angels are canonically WITHOUT GENDER.  This means that while he obviously does experience sexual (or at least emotional) attraction, it would make absolutely no sense for him to be attracted to women exclusively.  He physically *cannot* be straight. 

Keeping this in mind, it also makes scenes like these even more suggestive (if that’s even possible):

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Seriously, for those of you wearing your heterosexuality goggles, just imagine Cas had a female vessel.  Then imagine just how “platonic” these scenes would look.

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You know, yeah please, let this be true.

The Rupture

I have honestly never been more confused at the meta community than I am tonight, with everyone upset and freaking out.

YES, the scene hurt. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HURT. 

YES, Dean is acting irrationally and taking his hurt and anger out on Cas.

YES, this is not cool behavior.

But also, YES, this is Dean, this is what he DOES when he’s hurting, and YES, Cas has a right to stand up for himself. Moreover, WE WANT HIM TO WALK AWAY. We WANT him to do EXACTLY what he did. The show has painted Dean into a corner. If he wants Cas back (he does- “where are you going?!”- he had NO clue Cas was actually going to leave. He thinks he can push and push and Cas will always just be there -because he ALWAYS HAS BEEN. But that’s the PROBLEM. That’s STATIC. You want them to move forward? This HAD to happen). 

If Dean wants Cas back, he is going to HAVE to use his words. He’s going to HAVE to tell Cas he needs him for HIM, not because he’s a tool. Not because of his powers. Not for what he can do FOR Dean, but who HE IS to him. 

THIS IS LITERALLY DRAGGING THE DEANCAS RELATIONSHIP FRONT AND CENTER. THEY ARE THE A-PLOT. And all the romantic framing?! The SamWitch scenes contrasted against the DeanCas ones? Sam being NOWHERE near that “goodbye” scene despite literally being down the hallway? ITS A LOVE STORY Y’ALL AND THIS IS THE FINAL ANGST BEFORE THE FINALLY USE THEIR WORDS.

AND- ALL BY EPISODE 3!!!!! EPISODE FREAKING THREE. There are 17 left!!! Y’ALL. WHat in the frilly heck are you panicking about?!?!?!?

Not that I need to add this, but the “emotional scene” that wrecked Jensen and Misha that Mish mentioned at BurCon is in Ep 8. So. ??

It hurt to watch. I’m devastated for Cas. I’m sad and mad at Dean the character. But i’m FUCKING ELATED about this arc, this is a total setup and I am 100% HERE FOR IT.

@naruhearts @thetwistedwillow @coinofstone thank you for being sane, ILY

I'm reblogging every post about elementary that makes my dash. I wrote this show off, but damn this is better than most Sherlock Holmes adaptations

I didn’t think I’d like Elementary, but here we are.

I just finished a COVID induced binge of Elementary, and I have a lot of feelings.

First off, I’m furious with my teenage self for writing off this show after season one. This show is a beautiful representation of my two favorite literary characters, and I’m livid that the Sherlock hype made me write it off. Sherlock wishes it was this show.

I’m putting my feelings under a cut for spoiler purposes and length purposes.

Keep reading

A period of mental standstill between one ponderous spark and another is an excruciating time, where your head is muddled and foggy but give in to it.

For light is light only after darkness.


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From birth, your parents have done everything they could to stop you from going out during a full moon. At the age of 16, curiosity overwhelms you and you sneak out of the house during a full moon. You take a peek at the moon, and suddenly you turn into a log cabin. You are a werehouse.

I finally found this ridiculous ass comic. Enjoy y'all.

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I am flying to Asia now. Be back in 20 hours.

[Amusing myself and my anxiety] Post #2 - The Basket Case

[Amusing myself and my anxiety] Post #2 – The Basket Case

[Amusing Myself And My Anxiety] Post #2 - The Basket Case

This case is a weird one. I am not really sure as to how I managed to make a mess of such a simple task. I will get to the point.

My experience at the hostel is riddled with many situations that are zero to rare for most people. But then again, I am capable of tripping over my foot and blaming the cable of the cordless phone.

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