And Of Course I'm Still Gonna Read This Fic A Hundred Times Over

And of course I'm still gonna read this fic a hundred times over

sometimes you read a fic and it’s so predictable but in the best way possible like, of course draco and harry had a secret sexual relationship right after the war of course it ended badly less than a year after it began because neither of them know how to talk about their feelings of course they ghosted each well into their mid twenties but now? oho! now draco is back! perhaps he is friends with harry’s friends, perhaps they are now colleagues, perhaps harry needs a professional expert and draco malfoy is the only one smart enough in all of great britain to help out and OF COURSE they are going to spend the entire fic agonizing over what their relationship could have been if only they hadn’t been so daft and selfish in their late teens!! 

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[The Post-reading Process] Andy Weir's The Martian

[The Post-reading Process] Andy Weir’s The Martian

The number of pirate ninjas it required for me to push myself to write this is insane.This is one reference that I kept going back to – coz its cool. Well, hello y’all. A long hiatus, a longer spell of depression later I’m back, with yet another book to regale. And this time, I’ve gone out of space. The Martian, by Andy Weir is one such sci-fi book that makes the point across the best way, with…

[The Post-reading Process] Andy Weir's The Martian

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I stand corrected. I still wanna be him tho

HP fandom: Hermione’s clearly a morosexual. I mean, she fancies Ron!

Ron Weasley: *is a literal chess master*

Ron Weasley: *is a strategic genius*

Ron Weasley: *is incredibly knowledgeable about the wizarding world*

Ron Weasley: *suspected that Lockhart was a fraud months before it was revealed*

Ron Weasley: *noticed Hermione’s weird behaviour due to the time turner when virtually no-one else did*

Ron Weasley: *suspected the horcrux being alive before both Harry and Hermione did*

Ron Weasley: *suspected the taboo on Voldemort’s name before both Harry and Hermione did*

Ron Weasley: *came up with the idea to get the basilisk fangs to destroy the horcruxes*

Ron Weasley: *remembered the house-elves during the battle of Hogwarts when even Hermione forgot*

Ron Weasley: *has repeatedly proved how smart, capable and intelligent he is, despite not being especially studious*

Reblogging just coz

bi culture is just me saying random things i do and labeling it bi culture and everyone reblogging like yes so true

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Reblog if you're not straight

Note: Asexuals and aromantics count as “not straight”

I thought this post will go in a different direction, but this. I support this.

It’s sad, and frankly kind of ticks me off, to see the posts where content providers are asking for reblogs. You like it enough to heart it? What does it take, a few seconds more to reblog it. It doesn’t go with your blog’s aesthetic? Fuck that. If you want to see art and fanfics in your feed, you need to be supportive of the creators! Otherwise, they will either move to another site where the people are more supportive, or just stop making content all together, 

Don’t make us beg. If you like it, reblog it! What’s wrong with you? 

She's beauty, she's grace

Ladies Invented Your Favorite Science Fiction Subgenres
Ladies Invented Your Favorite Science Fiction Subgenres
Ladies Invented Your Favorite Science Fiction Subgenres
Ladies Invented Your Favorite Science Fiction Subgenres

ladies invented your favorite science fiction subgenres

Margaret Cavendish - Mary Shelley -  Emma Orczy - Catherine Lucille Moore

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

This is the only description of Castiel I wholeheartedly accept. Oh yes I do.

Things everyone forgets about Castiel:

1.  In his true form, he probably looks something like this:

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These nice looking fellas here are angels, as described in Ezekiel 10:14.  They’re said to be massive in size (hence the Chrysler building remark) with at least six wings and four faces. 

When asked, Misha said that Castiel’s four faces consist of a lion, a zebra, (unsurprisingly) a sock monkey, and (even less surprisingly) a cat.  No wonder he likes cats so much – he’s literally part cat himself.  They are his people.

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:

2.  He wasn’t just a “random foot soldier.”

I see Cas described this way in a lot of fanfics, and it never fails to irk me.  For one thing, Cas isn’t just some run-in-the-mill, middle-class angel: he’s a seraph.  According to the Christian angelic hierarchy, this is the highest-ranking and most powerful form of angel.

Here are two of them guarding the Divine Throne, literally placing the Seraphim closest to God on the Biblical hierarchy.

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:

“Attending Him were the mighty Seraphim, each with six wings.”  (Isaiah 6:2)

Not only that, even among the Seraphim, Cas has always been exceptional:  he was the leader of his own garrison, and charismatic enough to establish leadership among the angels, leading a rebellion first against an archangel (Raphael), and then against “God” (Metatron), even after he’d already established himself as a dangerous and unpredictable figure in the other angels’ eyes.

In short, he is a legitimately terrifying force of nature.  Fear him.

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:

3.  He’s actually incredibly smart. 

In “fanon,” it seems to be an increasingly common trope to depict Cas as a helpless, incompetent child with no life skills, completely dependent on the Winchesters for protection.  This makes very little sense, considering he not only has eons of military experience, but he’s strategically brilliant.  

Case in point:  remember that time he took out a room full of angels by carving an Enochian Sigil into his chest?

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:

Or the time he hid from heaven for months on end in an eerily similar cluster of chain restaurants, while simultaneously hiding an angel tablet under his skin?

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Or the time he escaped from the angelic equivalent of the Overly Attached Girlfriend by buckling his seat belt and crashing them into a ditch?

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:

Even as a human, he was incredibly resourceful, getting masking symbols tattooed onto his skin, and ultimately killing at least three full-fledged angels, completely without the use of his own powers.

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:

It’s also important to note that in this season, he also proved himself to be able to function as a hunter without Sam or Dean’s assistance.

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:

Even his most ill-advised decisions were actually completely logic based:  his deal with Crowely was made in order to defeat Raphael and stop a second apocalypse (which he actually did), and his most recent “deal with the devil” was made in order to defeat Amara, which even Sam subsequently acknowledged to be their only option.

So don’t be a Metatron:  “mentally deficient puppy” vibes aside, Castiel is no idiot. 

4.  Even as angels go, he’s extremely unusual.

Another thing that bothers me is that I often see Cas’s eccentricities attributed to his species:  his enduring social awkwardness, refusal to wear anything but a suit and trench coat, off-beat, understated sense of humor, and Aspergers-y inability to catch social cues, perceive sarcasm, or express emotions (despite being one of the few angels to actually have them to begin with) are often attributed to being standard characteristics of the angelic race.  

But let’s have a look at some of the other angels we know.  Do we ever really see them do any of this?  At all?

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:
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And before you attribute this to the fact that Cas has less experience on Earth, take a look at the other angel who hasn’t been exposed to humanity in quite a few eons:

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:

Bottom line is, Cas isn’t just “weird” by human standards.  As an entity, he is singularly odd.

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:

God (literally) made him and threw away the mold.

5.  Jokes aside, there is virtually no way he’s heterosexual.

I can’t help but find debates over angelic sexual preference within the fandom to be slightly ridiculous.  While ninety percent of the fandom enthusiastically screams, “He’s gay!” there is a small percentage that firmly insists he’s straight as an arrow.  Roughly two percent of the fandom claims he’s pan or ace, which honestly are the only sexuality headcanons I find logical.

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:

Because, not to make anyone uncomfortable, but Castiel isn’t a guy – he isn’t even technically a “he:”  Angels are canonically WITHOUT GENDER.  This means that while he obviously does experience sexual (or at least emotional) attraction, it would make absolutely no sense for him to be attracted to women exclusively.  He physically *cannot* be straight. 

Keeping this in mind, it also makes scenes like these even more suggestive (if that’s even possible):

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:
Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:
Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:
Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:

Seriously, for those of you wearing your heterosexuality goggles, just imagine Cas had a female vessel.  Then imagine just how “platonic” these scenes would look.

Things Everyone Forgets About Castiel:
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