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Who's up for some Ides of March roleplay?

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

Now ... Don't go around breaking my heart like that

How does it feel? I don't know, I...

Caesar is hosting a party,

Reblog to invite others to the party

CASTINGGGGG

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

Don't come back puki!!! 💜

I am flying to Asia now. Be back in 20 hours.

I love when the post leads in 8 different directions

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

Now this is ARTTTT

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

You know what? You're right and you should say it

I know this is far from the main problem, but Gaiman and Palmer having a young and poor woman watch their child for days without paying her a single cent is so fucked up.

We've truly come together here

I can already see thousands of Crowley centric edits to Too Sweet and y'all Ineffable Husband fiends have my blessing. What a delightful song for that funky little lad 👌

Reblogging until I pass away

Thank you for all the love for Too Sweet, I’m always blown away by your support. Was gifted this birthday present last week in South America #charango 🖤

This is for everyone in here.

you know what i do when i dont like a character?

stay away from their fanpages

never go to their hashtags

sometimes even block a few pages so their posts dont come up on my explore

try to be as indifferent as i can

you know what i dont do?

bully their fans

comment “my fav character is better” or stuffs like that on their posts

comment slurs on their posts

wish death/hell upon their fans (yes thats a thing)

make hate posts about them

send anonymous hate msgs to their stans

"yo mr. white", "tell me, will", "louis, mon cher..." is my absolute favorite genre of posts followed closely by posts that try to explain anything the incomphrensible way kendall roy or dean winchester would say it.

the brown eldest daughter conditioned response to suppress thought expression coz either it's gonna be blown out of proportions as hysterical reactions or the trauma is gonna be trivialized. sometimes both

As opposed to what Puki?

Feeling very unethical today, might spread hate

No no they have a point, go on

hey. why would you say that

At this point it is ineffable

someone who doesn’t know shit about good omens please explain this image

This. All of this. Crying clapping rn!!!!!!!

everyone celebrating india's mission to the moon's south pole i love you and im with you but this is NOT india's first accomplishment in space!! im seeing a lot of people saying that but its not true. some other things we've done:

confirm the presence of water and ice on the moon

was the first asian nation to reach mars orbit, and the first nation IN THE WORLD to reach it in it's maiden attempt

saved thousands of lives from cyclone phailin in 2013 over the four days, resulting in 45 deaths when without them, would have been in the thousands at minimum

launched the first successful flight using the indigenous cryogenic engine

successfully neutralized a satellite in space with an anti-satellite (mission shakti, anyone?)

launched 104 satellites with one (1) rocket

THE VIKAS ENGINE??? HELLO?? NAMBI NARAYANAN??? even if you didnt know him before, surely youve seen the movie rocketry?

not to mention everything we've done in coordination with other nations, and achievements from Indian scientists and astronauts that were then taken by other nations, usually during war. plus, we've always been much more cost efficient than our space-faring peer nations

all to say!! we've always been there, and we've always been strong. our mission now only proves that, and we should scream it loud and proud for any westerner who ignores us again

Billy Joel should release we didn't start the fire 2023 version

POPE DEAD!

QUEEN DEAD!

ANDREW TATE IN JAIL FOR SEX CRIMES!

IM FEELING THE GOOD VIBES TODAY!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

i hope this whole andrew tate situation will lead to more than just memes, but an actual discussion on sex tourism and the way western men move to poorer nonwestern countries, both because women and girls are more desperate and vulnerable & because our governments are much more shit abt doing anything at all abt sex crimes/the government and police themselves are often involved in sex trafficking, and because of the aspect of fetishizing and degrading eastern women (which western euro men are doing in their damn brothels to our women & girls as well). i hope it will lead to an awareness that he is faaar from the only western man to move to romania and the balkans for this, that this shit happens regularly to our women and girls here, that he's far from the only western man to move to a poorer nonwestern country to rape and traffick and enslave women and children. i hope maybe just maybe this will mean a bit more than just memes, and may show in the liberal sex work brainrot internet culture the darker underbelly of pornography and prostitution. our pain and suffering and exploitation isnt just a meme. i hope, at least.

Via twitter

Reblogging solely for the TL: DR

Reasons to really like Benoit Blanc:

The scene where Helen talks to him for the first time.

He is just entirely warm to this stranger. When Helen starts reminiscing about her late sister, he listens for a good while, and then gently but directly asks her what he can do for her.

When Helen terms Duke, Lionel, Birdie and Claire the Shitheads, he immediately adopts the term and uses it.

He listens to Helen. Actively and compassionately. Later on, he calls back to the "rich bitch voice". In every way, the writing shows us that he genuinely cares and is Interested in the world around him and the people in it, rather than being disinterested and disaffected by a world that he views as beneath him.

It's just such a refreshing showcase of emotional intelligence. If we contrasted this with, say, BBC Sherlock, that stuck up mothercunt would have been twiddling his thumbs and nodding along until he and He Alone would have had his big revelation, at which point the plot would have proceeded. (Fine, he was compassionate at times in his own, obnoxiously shitty, way.)

Tl;dr: i lik muvi

Taylor Jenkin Reid did this right.

“Don’t ignore half of me so you can fit me into a box.”

EVELYN FUCKING HUGO

THE BISEXUAL ICON YOU ARE

I finally found this ridiculous ass comic. Enjoy y'all.

My eyes are bleeding why

i always see people losing their minds over ugly love & it ends with us, but does no one remember the atrocity that was benton james kessler in november 9? dw, i'm here to curse bless your timeline 🤗 (for context, she was burned in a fire)

Benoit Blanc accent being the new "tell me will" meme.

*benoit blanc voice* now that is just amazing, mister kira, but you seem to be a lot less bright then i musta thought... we're only broadcasting this program to the kanto region of japan.

#truly a unifying experience

A moment of light during the siege

Damn straight

currently writing my dissertation on Holmes and sexuality and thinking about how wild it is that Elementary a show where Watson is a woman and Holmes a man (meaning they are statistically as a male and female lead of a show incredibly likely to end up having something romantic between them), still managed to make Holmes and Watson more obviously friends than BBC Sherlock in which they are both men and just so ridiculously Not Friends that it is almost funny, like it is genuinely mind blowing. like I’m sorry but how hard is it to just not make them gay if you don’t want to make them gay like my guys

The best dialogue ever

"I'm British. This is not tea." -he says to the Chinese-American woman

Guess who's popular with the ladies y'all!!

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)