Minho: When I Asked For A Spoon, I Meant An Utensil Jisung, Hugging Minho From Behind: Oh

I could never read a whole novel in one day, but when the fanfic is as long as a novel I won't stop reading until it's done

(I just finished reading a novel-length fanfic in one day, reading throughout online classes and not doing anything else for hours will do that)

Changbin: What's a gender-neutral word you could use for your spouse? Wusband? Hife? Wifesband? *five minutes later* Changbin: I may be stupid.

Jisung: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there? Minho: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Jisung: Jisung: *sobs*

Felix: hey Jisung, did you get eggs for the cake? Jisung: even better Felix: what did you- Jisung, holding a chicken: her name is Juremi

Jisung: Did you eat my cookie that was on the counter?

Minho: We're dating.

Jisung: So????

Minho: Dating is communism. It was OUR cookie.

#how is he real

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Felix: Can you take me to the store to get a dress? Chan: Alright. First, I'm glad that you felt comfortable enough to come to me with this. And if this is something that you want to explore- Felix: Oh, it's not for me. I'm picking it up for my sister, but you handled that really well.

Jeongin: HELP! I TOLD MINHO I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Hyunjin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Jisung: *Walking around still disappointed six hours after leaving the aquarium* Felix: What did you think a tigershark was, Hannie?