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Hyunjin: ugh, adults don't care about their birthdays Chan: you came to dance practice last year on a horse

Minho: Sometimes I feel like a portable chair Jisung, sitting on Minho's lap: Why?

Store Worker: Would a “Minho” please come to the front desk? Minho, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to Hyunjin and Jisung: I believe they belong to you? Hyunjin and Jisung, simultaneously: We got lost. Minho: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

Felix: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.

Minho: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Seungmin: It's called connotations.

Jisung: Try this one on for size. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" vs "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty".

Chan: Great news! Language is now banned!

today's han jisung of the day is: chomp

When he asks the lore of my OCs 💍💍💍💍

Minho: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Jisung: It was autocorrect. Minho: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Jisung: Yes.

Vampire Felix !!

Having a crush is just so embarrassing. Like wym I'm smiling at my phone, all he said was hi??? Did I seriously just kick my feet like a stereotypical teenage girl because he called me pretty???? Wym I'm literally checking my phone every 5 seconds to see if he's replied yet????? That's so cringe??????