Jisung: *Walking Around Still Disappointed Six Hours After Leaving The Aquarium* Felix: What Did You

Hyunjin: ugh, adults don't care about their birthdays Chan: you came to dance practice last year on a horse

Jeongin: If you had to choose between Seungmin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Minho: I'll take the money. Jeongin: You don't even know how much mon- Minho: I'll take the money.

This man is my wife

Predebut Jisung: I'm here and I brought everyone coffee! Predebut Hyunjin: Look, Felix, is that a talking raisin?

Changbin: What's a gender-neutral word you could use for your spouse? Wusband? Hife? Wifesband? *five minutes later* Changbin: I may be stupid.

Jisung, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.

Minho: * blushes *

Jisung, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

chan: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

felix: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

chan: Absolutely not.

cOy will always be one of ooo’s craziest and gayest songs. Junji and Rie writing THIS about each other surpassed so many levels of homosexuality that I feel ashamed for not living up to my full potential.

Chan: Grammar crash course, "oo" words.

Hyunjin: One goose two geese.

Felix: One tooth two teeth.

Seungmin: One foot two feet.

Jeongin: One moose two meese.

Jisung: One boob two beeb.