Chan: The Reservation Was Booked For An Hour Ago! What Could You Possibly Be Doing To Miss Our Anniversary

Skz incorrect yearbook quotes

Beomgyu, looking sad out of the window: Nobody thinks what I think.

Soobin: Why the hell should anyone be thinking about hiring a hitman on yourself while also hiring a bodyguard, just to see who is better at their job?

Beomgyu: ...

Beomgyu: What about hiring two hitmen on each other?

Felix: If I say I love you will you say it back? Hyunjin: yes Felix: I love you Hyunjin: it back *slightly later* Chan: why is Felix crying on the floor?

Seungmin, reading a box of baby formula: Shake well before feeding.

Felix: *picks up the baby*

Seungmin: No-

cOy will always be one of ooo’s craziest and gayest songs. Junji and Rie writing THIS about each other surpassed so many levels of homosexuality that I feel ashamed for not living up to my full potential.

Top 10 biases tag (but mostly stray kids)

Sunoo (Enhypen)

Beomgyu (TXT)

Felix (SKZ)

Hyunjin (SKZ)

Jisung (SKZ)

Minho (SKZ)

Yuqi (Gi-dle)

Junkook (BTS)

Junji (OOO)

Yoojung (OOO)

Between 1 and 4 who would you rather kiss? Hyunjin

Between 2 and 7 who would be your best friend? Beomgyu

Between 5 and 10 who has the best voice? Probably Jisung because he can sing and rap

Between 1 and 8 who's the funniest? Sunoo!!

Between 6 and 9 who would you date? Junji because i wouldn't do that to minsung my beloved

Between 9 and 10 who would you do a collab with? Junji for no particular reason tbh

Between 4 and 8 who's the better dancer? Hyunjin

Between 3 and 5 who would you marry? Felix because again, minsung my beloved

Between 1 and 7 who would you help when they're sick? Weird question but sunoo

Between 2 and 3 who has the best smile? Felix sunshine boy

Between 6 and 8 who would you vacation with? Junkook as long as the vacation is our honeymoon

Freebies I’ll be handing out at the OnlyOneOf New York tour stop! 💋 they look good in my decorated pc holder

Hyunjin: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? Felix: Neither. Felix: Because it's twelve

"yeah man just doing a little bit of writing in my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 journal haha"

(you look inside and it's just the words "I NEED TO BE HELD" over and over frantically scribbled all over the page)

Alchemy of souls Dang-gu and Cho-yeon