Jisung: When You Said You Were 'magic In Bed,' This Wasn't What I Was Expecting Minho, Pulling A Card

Changbin: What do you think butterflies taste like? Hyunjin: Bad. Changbin: Changbin: How do you- Hyunjin: You asked and I answered, that's all you get.

Jisung: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Jisung: Minho is still mad about it, but me and Felix were drunk and thought it was funny.

me after writing the most gut-wrenching, tear jerking, despressing angst ever on c.ai just to delete it

Jisung, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast Minho, the waiter: You're kinda ugly

Chan: One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe. Felix: Not if I eat the Mona Lisa.

Jisung: Did you eat my cookie that was on the counter?

Minho: We're dating.

Jisung: So????

Minho: Dating is communism. It was OUR cookie.

Genuinely don't know any of the context so I'm just gonna leave this here

So what did Stay learn today?

Chan is unbelievably horny

Lee Know is adorable

Changbin is cutting

Hyunjin and Donatella are actual besties

Han Jisung is a massive weeb

Felix is literally an angel

Seungmin is the DreamWorks fishing kid

Jeongin is a slut

Chan: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Jisung: Well, Minho and I - Minho: *elbows Jisung* Jisung: - wouldn’t know.