I Like The Idea That Red Hood Is To Crime Alley What Daredevil Is To Hell's Kitchen In The Dd Comics.

i like the idea that red hood is to crime alley what daredevil is to hell's kitchen in the dd comics. in the way that:

Jason: *in full red hood gear, walking through an alley* homeless man next to him: hey, todd. how's patrol? jason: *grinning under his helmet* i don't know if you need new glasses---or maybe a memory boost, jimmy---but the todd kid is dead. i, obviously, am not. homeless man: *snickers* yeah sure, sure, jason

Jason: *walking down the street in civvies* passerby: hey! hood! i have some info for you, drug deal goin' on 'round the docks jason: *raises brow* yeah? well, i ain't hood . . . but i'll take that info to him if ya want. he patrols near my apartment passerby: you keep tellin' yourself that, dude

batman: have you seen the criminal Red Hood? crime alley resident: *lighting a cigarette, making continual eye contact with batman* I'm blind. haven't seen anyone batman: *examines the woman* obviously not. you can see me just fine crime alley resident: ya ain't ever heard of selective vision impairment? it's totally a thing batman:

little girl: hey, hood. th' cops were lookin' fer ya jason: hmm. what did ya tell 'em? little girl: t' stick it where th' sun don't shine jason: *high-fives her* i'm going to buy you an entire toy store, kid

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habit (🐇) made these.

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1 week ago

do you guys just have like terrible memory? like idk if i was zoned out just now or what i was doing, but I was going to search something up and i realized i was doing something else and now i have like no memory of what my question was

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1 week ago

it feels like someone is trying to talk over me (Cass). SOMEONE HERE IS BEING HOMOPHOBIC (/j)

i was making my simply plural and added the lesbian flag, someone in the back said "bisexual"

soooo... now idk what to add... am i lesbian, or bisexual?

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1 week ago

i pick Habit to be the alter to get us a driver's license 🙌

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The One Take Wonder

The one take wonder

1 week ago

ISTG CASS KEEPS BLENDING WITH ME. LEAVE ALONE.

i hear her louder... she's trying to take over the body, no wonder the whole days ive been feeling confused...

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ISTG CASS KEEPS BLENDING WITH ME. LEAVE ALONE.

(image is me feeling blurry ALL DAY and cass blending with me.)


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1 week ago

lil vent

we're so scared of being fake, fakeclaiming ourselves on a daily basis. what if we're actually not a system? we switch way too often and get blurry+blended even more. Sharing memories, and not having drastic switches is making us go crazy. We have hardly any barriers between each other so it gets really hard to differentiate each other plus we have terrible memory, so it could just be that we genuinely don't remember something rather than have emotional amnesia

we can't even really remember our trauma completely either

1 week ago

am i someone else because im faking, or because im realizing more?? WHO AM I?? Why am I??? I think Jason and Habit were enough alters for questioning, why am I here?? I'm not them, but I still remember everything. I hate this so much. Am I faking?

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1 week ago

Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

1 week ago

i feel like we keep zoning out (especially when talking to ourself!!!) and it's really annoying cause like... where'd all the time go, also why does this happen?

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1 week ago

i told my therapist about marble hornets and she cut the session short…

"damn that sounds awesome i wanna watch it now, get out"

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