Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.
Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.
Red Hood: oh shit really?
Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!
Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.
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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:
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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-
Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!
the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.
Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.
Roy:
Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet
Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.
😟 i can't remember anything from yesterday other than when Cass came out to our friend and then I switched and got mad. But this is bad because we have a collective-memory. Why don't I remember anything from when I wasn't switched? I only remember a bit of what Habit did a couple days ago (play guitar hero... he SUCKED ASS AT IT)
This is genuinely worrying, where did the memories go?
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reigen would dislike this meme, close his laptop and think about it for the rest of the month feeling angry
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i feel like we're switching too much?? checking my SP and jason and cass keep fronting, they even blended together for a good hour and now we're blurry...
i feel so tired. i really hope we're not faking
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it feels like someone is trying to talk over me (Cass). SOMEONE HERE IS BEING HOMOPHOBIC (/j)
i was making my simply plural and added the lesbian flag, someone in the back said "bisexual"
soooo... now idk what to add... am i lesbian, or bisexual?
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y'know what? i think im jst like... depressed or something
-Jason
jason genuinely says stuff like this... he goes through the "i hate people who use slang" to "skibidi slicers sigma alpha"
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Skibidi die.
legit i just let everyone do their own, rn Jason has been away so his pronouns.cc hasn't been updated. ME AND HABIT ON THE OTHER HAND 😏
I should make a SP... but im so lazy...
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guys I need motivation to finish our simply plural.
for every one note I will make a profile for a headmate
every five notes I will make their picrews
every ten notes I will update/fill in a description.
not much but that's all I can think of
(spamming is allowed, encouraged even)
idek what i made you say
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😟 (first time ever) jason possessed me istg...
i was writing something and like... THAT WAS NOT ME WRITING... that was so weird...
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