Do You Guys Just Have Like Terrible Memory? Like Idk If I Was Zoned Out Just Now Or What I Was Doing,

Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

me at dionysus's parties:

(/j)

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Why is it that, when we're intoxicated, we are much more comfortable being ourselves, as we are? This is liberating. We deserve this more often.

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kicking my feet

Springtrap has been officially revealed for Dead by Daylight!

The location will be inspired by the first film’s pizzeria and the alt legendary skin will be based on Springtrap’s movie version, including being modeled after and voiced by Matthew Lillard himself!

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y'know what? i think im jst like... depressed or something

-Jason

every single time i go into the headspace Habit is on his goddamn phone. idek what he does on it

-Jason (NOT MIKE)

🚶‍♂️deku sensei casual wear

jason genuinely says stuff like this... he goes through the "i hate people who use slang" to "skibidi slicers sigma alpha"

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Skibidi die.

Whoever is praying for my downfall has got to stop because shit is working

JASON (💥) COME BACK... ive noticed lots of things i need you to deny!! /lh lick lick 👅

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