The two states of matter
dry vs greasy
I have created a playlist titled "Hoe Scaring Music"
Give me suggestions
HOLY SHIT I SAW TWO WOOLY BEARS TODAY
I named them Balls and Pete! Balls didn't appreciate being picked up but Pete was pretty cool. The woolly bears I've seen in the past few years have been all black so these guys are a sign that the winter will be easier.
I was hyped as fuck to see these guys
Why the hell does vomiting suck so much? It's supposed to be helpful right?
Body: Hey there's poison inside you.
Me: Oh shit what do we do?
Body: Don't worry, we just need to vomit and get it our of your stomach.
Me: Oh ok then lets just do it.
Body: It's also gonna be the worst thing you experience for at least a month.
Me: But why I thought this was supposed to help and be good
Body: It needs to suck as much as possible
Me: Why?
Body: Because
Me:
Body:
Me:
Body:
BBLLLEEUEUEUUGGHGUGUGHGGHEEE
This also goes for porn
Your taste in porn does not define your sexuality
Sometimes I feel like there's this weird pressure on queer people to be, "extra", if that makes sense. Like dressing and acting a certain why that's more extravagant than usual. And it's totally cool if you are extra like that, but it's also cool to just be basic and also queer. It took me kind of a while to figure that out. Like I don't have to be extra feminine or have specific interests to fit in with other queer folk. If my style is homeless Adam Sandler than I can dress like homeless Adam Sandler. If I like manual labor and I suck at drawing that's great, doesn't make me any less queer.
I'm not sure if this counts as internalized homophobia. Sorry if this does come off as bigoted or something, that wasn't the intent. I'm just ranting
Just "C"
Christ
I was crying and thought: If bc and ad was 1 year apart then is the 40 something years christ was alive just lost time?
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
We need more witches that ride literally anything but brooms, for example: witches that ride skateboards, bikes, motorcycles, welcome matts, wheelchairs, mattresses, etc.
I feel like this is an untapped reservoir of character design.
Or maybe it's not and I'm just stupid, in which case enlighten me please.
Anyone who uses those AI tools to get ideas for a creative project is a coward.
Not everything you make has to be good! You have to make shit sometimes, that's just how it works.
I'll be the first to admit, a lot of the stuff I've made is dog shit. But at least I made it! At least I had the hutzpah to actually create something on my own!
Part of the creative process is being bad at something. Don't try to make masterpieces, just make.
Masy | adult | he/they | slut for a good story | dog puke humor
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