Why The Hell Does Vomiting Suck So Much? It's Supposed To Be Helpful Right?

Why the hell does vomiting suck so much? It's supposed to be helpful right?

Body: Hey there's poison inside you.

Me: Oh shit what do we do?

Body: Don't worry, we just need to vomit and get it our of your stomach.

Me: Oh ok then lets just do it.

Body: It's also gonna be the worst thing you experience for at least a month.

Me: But why I thought this was supposed to help and be good

Body: It needs to suck as much as possible

Me: Why?

Body: Because

Me:

Body:

Me:

Body:

BBLLLEEUEUEUUGGHGUGUGHGGHEEE

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7 months ago

This also goes for porn

Your taste in porn does not define your sexuality

Sometimes I feel like there's this weird pressure on queer people to be, "extra", if that makes sense. Like dressing and acting a certain why that's more extravagant than usual. And it's totally cool if you are extra like that, but it's also cool to just be basic and also queer. It took me kind of a while to figure that out. Like I don't have to be extra feminine or have specific interests to fit in with other queer folk. If my style is homeless Adam Sandler than I can dress like homeless Adam Sandler. If I like manual labor and I suck at drawing that's great, doesn't make me any less queer.

I'm not sure if this counts as internalized homophobia. Sorry if this does come off as bigoted or something, that wasn't the intent. I'm just ranting

6 months ago

I accidentally made a long post, so I shall put it under this cut to keep your FYP or whatever looking demure and cute-core.

This is straight from my heart, by the way. I can't use words very good, and I'm young, so I may not understand everything yet, but I'm trying, y'know?

I like the smell of outside

I love the smell of dirt

of leaves

of flowers, both thriving and dying

of sunshine

of the sea

of animals

even the smell of death is nice in some ways. The way the smells of life and the smell of death swirl and dance in a state of equilibrium is perfect. Exactly as it is supposed to. Both can be overwhelming, but together they make sense.

I love the feeling of outside

I love the feeling of grass on the bottom of my feet and between my toes

of the sun hitting my back, warming my body and spirit

of the fur of an animal, either soft or coarse, smooth or matted

of water rushing past and against me, brushing my legs, surrounding me

of dirt, soft and moist

of the rough bark of a tree older than I

of my aching body after living to the fullest, after using my body for its intended purpose

of the sting from scratches and cuts

of living

I love the sound of outside

I love the sound of the wind rustling the leaves of a tree

of animals chittering and calling and crying

of the waves

even in the quietest places, there is always sound.

I love how nature looks. I love how life is always there, it is always there to comfort you. No matter how hard it is, no matter what malevolent forces surround you, there is always something out there, neither good nor bad, to help. Life can bring you down just as easily that death can lift you up.

I love life, I love everyone and everything that lives, and I wish everyone can love nature how it loves them. Nature isn't against anyone, it's just the way of life. If anyone going through something does happen to see this, I wish you the best, and I am going to tell you to go for a walk. It can be around your neighborhood, in a nature trail, just in some forest, whatever. Don't do it to distract yourself, no no no. I want you to observe. Look, listen, feel, smell, maybe taste (if it's safe). Find something good about life. Find a reason to stay here, find inspiration, find courage, just... don't leave everything behind. No matter how bad it gets, no matter what caused it, don't go. Survival is hard, and you have to persevere. I am not trying to be corny, I am not trying to say something you've probably heard a million times, I am saying that if you can't find a reason to stay where you are now, find a new place to look for good things. Even if you can't physically leave where you are for whatever reason, even then, watch the sky, watch the grass, watch the trees, there's always something.

Oh man I went on a rant. You can reblog if you want, I encourage it. Just listen, one last thing.

...

If you hit rock bottom, there's only way to go (on the Y axis, at least). Even one step up is enough. If the way your path is leading you is bringing you to a worse place, maybe remove the blinders and look around. :]

If you're feeling extra super duper bad, maybe this picture will help

I Accidentally Made A Long Post, So I Shall Put It Under This Cut To Keep Your FYP Or Whatever Looking

Look at him go! I named him Jeremiah Lovelock Jimbloo McSillyman, but you can give him a different name. :3

6 months ago

I'm currently making a survival book, its going to inclue everything you need to run, how to cross borders (only if necessary), the safest states right now, the unsafest states, how to protect yourself in a red area, what places to stay at if your running, nearby jobs and other ways to get money, what foods are best to get, how to make certain foods, electronic related advice, the safest messaging apps, what not to say in messages, guide to doctors if you have a uterus or are a women, what plants are safe to eat, various poisons, how to deal with cops, a map of the local area and where cops hang out, how to survive in the woods, clothes you should bring, what to do about your period if your on the run, methods of birth control and what's the best, how to legally change your name and the amount of money it costs, how to a car if your in a non walkable area, first aid tips, how to get and use a burner phone, what type of weapons you might need and how to use them, a guide on how to use most commonplace guns, chargers to use for any devices you might bring.

All of it, I've got multiple notebooks to I'm spreading it across them.

I'm looking for other things to add too it, or if you see one or more subjects in here that you know a lot about/ can help with, feel free to reply or reblog with it, and if you don't want it attached to your profile, my asks are open and free to use. Anything is helpful, anything at all.

I'll be deleting this by January, you have until then to send.

Please, please please please, reblog this. don't just 'like' it

1 month ago

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

3 months ago
Graffitto In The Stall Of My Local Queer Furry Bar
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5 months ago

gangdom style

whats the move tonight

7 months ago

Something that I think about too often is that one scene in The Matrix Reloaded where Neo catches Trinity by flying super fast, but I always imagine that instead of saving her all romantic like he smacks into her with such speed that she just turns into mist and the story ends like a ytp

why is most of the matrix tag not even about the movies like 30% of it is fanart and the rest is like numerology posts or schizoposts or literally just pictures of keanu (not complaining) and thats it

maybe im not scrolling far enough

Why Is Most Of The Matrix Tag Not Even About The Movies Like 30% Of It Is Fanart And The Rest Is Like

also this image came from pinterest 😛

5 months ago

Freddy Kruger if he was a femboy

It's Giving Fake Depressed Gacha Kid
It's Giving Fake Depressed Gacha Kid

It's giving fake depressed gacha kid

These are made of my mama's old socks :3

7 months ago

This reminds of that bit where the comic says that the real way to help fight climate change is everyone carry a plastic bag at all times so if you run into an oil company CEO you can fucking strangle them

why throw soup at Van Gogh paintings and deface Neolithic monuments to protest climate change instead of. idk. assassinating an oil baron.

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