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ok which is better people-
the legion being a dilf
OR
the monarch being a milf
shout out to that one friendly tone who gave me a friendly nod once he realized that neither of us were going to leave the shields our tones placed
I was playing TitanFall2 yesterday and my headset died in the middle of the match. You know what? No problem that’s fine. Except it’s not
I use a UwU voice, otherwise known as a discord kitten voice when I get annoyed in the game. So saying things like “ah motherfwucker” and “WHRRE DID HE COME FWROM??” Tends to be said quite a bit
I would like to formally apologize to my teammates for listening to that
I was playing Titan Fall 2 last night and I was running around(whatever the 6v6 game mode is called) and I ran into a titan that was just dropping in. So I stop there to rodeo onto the titan once it was fully deployed. Apparently some other titan on my team had the same idea. Anyways it was hilarious how we looked at each other then preceded to stare at the enemy titan
me when I’m with my friend: loba PLEASE just say thank you??? Damn girl why you gotta be so rude
me when I’m with anyone else: I want loba to FUCKING STEP ON ME
In honor of Valk coming to Apex Legends I will speedrun Titan Fall 2 and kill her dad
this ensures I will always have one more kill than all you incoming Valk mains (:
Nothing was more satisfying than using the Loba finisher on the champion and watching as the bullets fly past me
HOW??? 19 MINUTES AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO DID DAMAGE THAT MANAGED TO KILL THE LAST PERSON WHICH WON US THE GAME
Teacher: if you won 1million dollars what would you get first and why?
Everyone else: I would invest in etc
Me: so this sounds dumber than what everyone else has said but I would buy this one worm on a string deal where I get 9 worms for $1.50. If I spent the whole of the 1million I’d get approximately 74,074 worm on a strings.
Teacher: are these real worms
Me: no these aren’t real worms
Teacher: and what purpose do these serve? Why do you want them?
Me: emotional support
have you ever wanted to eat a raw potato slice
a story where the villain turns good and the hero turns bad except instead of some really heartfelt speeches the conversation goes like this:
villain: I don’t feel like destroying the city anymore ):
hero: well I fucking do
villain: wait wha-
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Ok alternatively she has nice tits but like-
So like?? Loba mains what are the pros of playing her
The only reason I want Loba is cause I suck at being a dps and for some reason I’m absolutely shit at Lifeline???? Like ok game, if I can’t keep them alive I’m gonna at least make sure they have good items
I was playing Apex Legends today and you know in games where your other teammate judges you as the superior player and follows you? Yeah that happened and I just??? This baby Bangalore just following me (:
She did pretty good so when she died and after I respawned her I gave her my gun that I didn’t use and some light ammo(both my guns required light ammo and the area we needed to go to had people in it. I didn’t want to risk her not finding a gun and us getting attacked like that). We didn’t win but we got 2nd
So like?? Loba mains what are the pros of playing her
The only reason I want Loba is cause I suck at being a dps and for some reason I’m absolutely shit at Lifeline???? Like ok game, if I can’t keep them alive I’m gonna at least make sure they have good items
What I say: the aquarium because it’s indoors and I don’t like hot weather
My brain: I wanna go to the aquarium because it has fish FISH FISH FISH FISH I like fish (:
So I’m downloading Apex Legends and I want to know how seriously I should take the game. Like I suck at pvp but it looks fun. On a scale of 1-10 preferably
the invader coming into a small inclosed area that I’m in to kill me with his scout rifle: >:)
me with a submachine gun that has 57 bullets: ಠ_ಠ
I need people to give me shit about my Genshin team
My team consists of
-Noelle
-Ningguang(she can heal???)
-Venti
-Jean(who does so little damage but her burst is good)
Please it’s horrible give me shit for my poor choices
Nothing fucking funnier than my kitten peeking at me from behind a door because she looks like a stoner
Those blue eyes that all my other cats have? You can’t see hers cause her pupils take up 95% of her eyes.
She just pops up like: (●--●)
What the fuck Raggy
friend: if you ever need help in a game just ask me.
me: ok thank you SO MUCH for the offer but I’d rather perish than ask for help
I haven’t needed to pronounce or say “Sean” for awhile so can someone tell me how I’m supposed to pronounce it
more cat photos
✨Bella✨
And ✨Pluto✨