Nothing Was More Satisfying Than Using The Loba Finisher On The Champion And Watching As The Bullets

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Absolutely killer idea of mine to continue to go into Tumbleweed or whatever the town is called despite the at LEAST 40 black x’s scattered across the town and the four blue dots running around and constant gunfire.

Anyways important side note; I just started the game. I figured the four dots were all just one posse and that the x’s were just a bunch of npc or lawmen. It’s whatever. Not my issue. I’m just here to sell pelts. I figure as long as I don’t loot any of the bodies or start shooting or get in the way they will just let me do my stuff.

But the SECOND I go under the little wooden gate entrance thingy, one of the people went down. REALLY close by. And I get a notif on how to revive people. And I keep walking for a second before I’m like “ah fuck it. Might as well revive him” and I hop off my horse and run like the 3 seconds it took me to get to him and he’s obviously backing up as much as he can downed since some random person just ran up to him but I just revive him and run away back onto my horse. Nothing further. Shooting continues and I see people running around and I sell my pelts staying out of the way and then I’m heading to the general store to buy apples for my horse when I run into one of these little blue dots. And he runs up to me and pulls out a gun and I’m like “oh I can just show him I’m friendly and give a little wave” and in the mere second it took me to get halfway from finding the emotes to getting into mid wave he SHOOTS ME!! The nerve. I die. Anyways I respawn and press charges cause I thought that was a bit uncalled for

Second anyways but I respawn and I return. To Tumbleweed. And as I’m riding over I’m like “wow that was so rude. I can’t believe he did that” Aaannnd here’s where I realize that it’s not one posse. It’s two. Two stars and two little blue dots. And that this whole time since the beginning no npc’s have been running about. I walked into a gun fight. A gun fight between two posses. And I helped the leader of the one(blue star) And the other guy from the other posse(blue dot) shot me. I have made a grave mistake. I realize this and continue on to Tumbleweed with gunshots echoing in the background

After finally getting to Tumbleweed again I FINALLY buy my apples and carrots for my horse and as I’m unhitching my horse I see the one star and dot coming back up and I check rq if those are the guys I accidentally helped in a shootout and it is! They won! Hurray!! And I’m giving my horse some pats when they pass me directly and the star, the one I helped, gives me a(checks notes) hat flick I assume of thanks.

Anyways happy ending

Wanna know what I think would be cool and should’ve def been in the game? Customizing your ikran

Similar to how you customize your character; you unlock more patterns and certain colors through completing quests. Though there would still probably be special/unique ikran skills locked behind a paywall on the shop😭

People who fetishize/baby-fy autistic people: UwU autism hyperfixations are so cute!!💕💕 love sharks and animals💕💕💕

Me(autistic) with an intense burning hatred for 1984 and a willingness to rant when given the chance: ..

You know what? I can easily win a match against the toughest of killers. You legion mains? Fucking tryhards, assholes the lot of you. And I despise you with every fiber of my depressed being.

And if there are nice legion mains out there who don’t try and compensate for their tiny dicks. Hi (: it’s a pleasure to play the same game as you and I hope you win

me sitting here wondering why I’m suddenly getting a crush despite never having one before: Me realizing I’ve been wearing an Aphrodite(the goddess of LOVE and stuff) necklace since last Christmas: oH FUC-

So, you’re just sitting there, Aphrodite necklace on your titties, and expect not to fall in love? Aphrodite got yo back, bro. She saw you were not getting crushes and filled your heart with love and lust.

Part of me feels like she did it so you remembered who she was. But, congratulations on your first crush! The first ones are the best ones. 🥺 💖

Opinion on frogs?

Hippity-hoppity

Frogs are pretty freaking

UwU

Started Chains of Harrow. It's... atmospheric.

When I'm used to mowing down hundreds of enemies that melt into atoms, finding that someone else did it before me but left the bodies is, suprisingly, quite scary.

asking dbd legion mains

what would be a good example of when to use feral frenzie? or just tips regarding playing legion?

I’m asking this as a previous clown main who suffered a small cool down with their special ability. I already was told of the tip of using Nurses Calling.