The Invader Coming Into A Small Inclosed Area That I’m In To Kill Me With His Scout Rifle: >:)

All the videos we’ve watched in Spanish the past 3 years are all just like music and crack had a baby with heroin

DnD Campaign:

What would you do if you were dating someone and they left you for an unknown reason when your relationship was great and they disappear for a month. The next month your mom says she getting married and you find out that your mom is getting married to the person you were dating and they were fucking behind you back

but I would reverse-parent trap. try to get them apart

what if that doesn't work and they trick you then your mom leaves for a vacation but during the vacation they actually got married and come back after a month long honeymoon from the Antarctic

after they come back from your honeymoon they have a orgy in your room with your ex-boyfriends mom. After confronting them about it they said they thought it was fine cause they were putting you up for adoption. A couple of years after you have been in the orphanage they come back but instead of coming back for you they adopt another kid who is a biter

make a blood pact with the biter to give them hell in exchange for whatever he wants

unfortunately the kid is not interested and has been wanting to be adopted for a year and won't give up this chance, also he is a furry

(Makes fursuit out of paper)

the child wakes to find his room a mess with his window open(he takes the fursuit) and alerts the parents. roll initiative to see if the parents find the note

(Rolls 18) ( I roll 20) *we are not playing accurate dnd*

unfortunately they find the note but because of the boys frantic movements they only find half*tells to write not that is not included for extensive swearing”

because of half the note being swears they skip through the important part(smh) Roll again to see if the boy finds the other half with your request

(Rolls 16) ( I roll 25)

the boy finds the other half of your note a month later And is slightly interested in your proposal if he gains something from it. Insight check to see what his ideals and wants are are

(Do I role for that?) *yes* (roles 17) **list is kept out**

what do you do now that you know this information?

hmm well, he can question his parents himself that's just asking a question. he's already been adopted, and he can bake in the kitchen. I'll buy him some candy and a fake medal that says "international furry" and get him a train ticket to the nearest farm. I have connections

*conversation on how she has connections as a child*

If you decide to wing it you will have to roll a persuasive check

I don't need permission im not the one fucking the horse??

the boy needs it

smh fine I'll roll(rolls 14)

how will you pass along the info to the boy?

break into his house again duh

He finds the note and decides to meet you at the train station. After arriving at the farm you try and convince the farmer, after little effort, he was an old man who had suffered a stroke the day before, you lead the boy to the horses and let him do his thing. do you stay and listen or go into the corn with eyes or do you go into the farm house with the dead farmer?

corn eyes

the corn eyes welcome you sensing your want for revenge. They offer you power in exchange for having a white persons sense of taste. What do you do?

(hey are you calling me white smh) I accept the offer

the corn eyes give you all their power, however it is too much in the moment and you let out a ear piercing scream. This shocks the boy in the barn who runs out without his clothes on to check out the noise. he finds you passed out in grass, eyes open and a vibrant glowing purple, also your tongue is now white and you can't handle spicy food.

roll to wake up

(Rolls 10) ( I roll 16)

the boy is unable to wake you up, he leaves you there and you want up in 6 hours. What do you do once you wake up?

Cartwheel

the power the corn eyes gives you courses through your veins and even you do a simple cartwheel you can feel the power. The power sends you flying cutting down everything in your path.*BEYBLADE LET IT RIP*

amazing(LMAO)

however the corn warn you that if you use the power with intent you will die, they offer to train you. do you accept the offer to train?

yes

the corn eyes hold out their blood covered hands, taking their hands they lead you to another dimension to train

*story pauses for the night*

Opinion on frogs?

Hippity-hoppity

Frogs are pretty freaking

UwU

My sister lied to me saying I could only name one snail so I’ve decided to name all of them

Please welcome the new members of my fish tank!

Why are there so many Barbie memes today???

Can and will fight anyone who says this game is boring

1: that isn’t gonna work

me: lmao if I twerk at ghost face will he let me live

1&2: no

friend 3 gets downed and the other 2 are hooked

me looking at him coming toward me: haha twerk

ghost face pausing: aight this can work

all 3 of them get sacrificed

ghost face: have hatch :)

me: haha thamk

Sometimes life is about being confused bcs you SWEAR you’ve posted your styling to tumblr yet can’t find them

Anyways!!💕

The camera man left tho

Also when we did take our photos he said we had like 5 seconds to change poses but I’m pretty sure he was controlling when the photos were taken and we were just panikin

Also one other kid had the same idea and was eating pizza in the food fight room

@woilds-ya-ehrster @jedi-pluto

Remember when that one kid broke his leg and I only wanted spaghetti