I Done Goofed Up. I Slept In Until The Afternoon On Wednesday. Took An Energy Drink At Like 5pm The Same

no but like in this scene is Bart is literally three feet away from the person destined to betray the human race, the person he's spent his entire life fearing and hating. He has to keep up the pretense of simply being a cheerful, energetic tourist from the future, while in actuality he’s here to find out all he can about his buddy Blue to prevent the Reach apocalypse. That’s why he was in Jaime’s locker in the first place. Not to steal a bag of chips, but because he needed to find out anything and everything he could about him.  

And here, where he’s listening to Jaime talk about his insecurities of being Blue Beetle, his expression actually betrays his emotions for a few seconds. It’s in this moment that he realizes Blue Beetle isn’t as bad as he thought, that there’s something in him possibly worth saving.

Batfamily car trip headcannons

Car trips are absolutely hilarious with the Wayne family.

Split into two cars; the quiet one and the rowdy one.

Quiet one consists of Alfred, Bruce, Damian, Cass, Barbara & Tim, generally.

Usually has the most people in it.

Anything to get away from possibly ending up in the other one.

Will end up getting outside fifteen mins early to guarantee this.

Rowdy car is Jason driving, Dick, Steph, Duke and once, Tim

First time Tim was very unwilling, Steph dragged him to that car so, whoop that looked like where he staying.

Biggest mistake of his life.

Bass music came on instantly, all the windows down and shouting-singing that was more like screaming.

Hadn’t even left Wayne Manor yet.

Tim made frantic throat slitting motions out the widow which Damian recorded whilst laughing.

A drink had already been spilt on him.

Cass felt sorry for Tim, who was squashed in the middle between Steph and Duke who were both singing off kilter.

Damian vlogged it all.

Tim becomes an even bigger meme as he looked like he was living a nightmare.

Duke also looked a bit scarred, it was his first car trip, he wasn’t used to all the noise...the constant noise.

Honestly? Probably his last in the rowdy car.

Bruce was going to have to buy a bigger truck to hold everyone, because no one wanted to go with Dick, Jason and Steph.

Rowdy car sung ‘I want it that way’ by backstreet boys four times in a row.

Dick looked like he was having the time of his life, Jason thought the whole thing was hilarious, Tim looked like he’d just landed on a different planet.

He never, ever wanted to go in that car ever again.

Give him Bruce’s quiet, air conditioned and leather interior car any day over Jason’s beat up car with suspicious stains on.

The next time Tim got there early, super early.

Damian had to go in the other car.

Well, that didn’t end well.

Drove past them at one point, surprisingly the car was silent, no flailing arms or vibrating beats.

Damian was smirking out the window, waving a freshly ripped AUX cord around.

Dick looked heartbroken until Jason turned the radio on.

They heard Damian’s screams even with all the windows closed.

OwO

I know who you are and I’m coming for your kneecaps.

No. You need to do your calc work for class.

Our horror movie night goes with the second movie being cat in the hat and someone yelling “YOU WILL NOT SIMP FOR LIVE ACTION CAT IN THE HAT!” And someone asking if they can drink my gain laundry detergent. My response was becoming the mom friend and shouting “NNOOOOOO!!!”

We BOTH supposed to be doing homework right now, quit liking my posts I'm not supposed to be making jfsfjzsfs

But considering I just woke up about 10 mins ago and my phone updated so I had to set stuff up I think were both in the same spot.

Update. We’ve consider cat in the hat a horror movie now.

Our horror movie night goes with the second movie being cat in the hat and someone yelling “YOU WILL NOT SIMP FOR LIVE ACTION CAT IN THE HAT!” And someone asking if they can drink my gain laundry detergent. My response was becoming the mom friend and shouting “NNOOOOOO!!!”

hi, can you do headcanons where batfamily and maybe some other heroes are scared by Dick's intelligence?

like "my god, I totally forgot that he was a genius"

wally and dick go on a mission in france and while wally is whipping out google translate dick is already like 'bonjour, je cherche un homme qui s'appelle-'

he runs them out to slovenia on a lead and while wally is back to google translate dick is already helping the perp's grandma file her taxes

"how many languages do you speak?" "mentally? two on a good day." "and technically?" "like thirteen? maybe fourteen if i squint?"

wally's like 'not that i expected anything less from you but what the fuck man'

damian assumes dick is ridiculously stupid at first because he's seen dick's file and it's like 'didn't finish college, hasn't had a stable job ever, still doesn't use his trustfund money' so clearly dick is beneath him

but when damian gets completely stumped over a chemical compound he can't identify, dick manages to identify it after 10 seconds of looking and damian's just like "i'm going to idolise the absolute shit out of you from here on out"

steph gives dick her med school homework to prove to bruce that college is really difficult and he just fills it all in in 15 minutes and hands it over while she's still ranting about the work load.

"how can you know this much about neurobiology?" "i dabble"

12 year old dick grayson accidentally solved superman's case because he thought it was clark's crime novel and he's like "clearly this franklin guy killed his brother, his entire alibi is shit, it's too obvious. honestly uncle clark, i know you can write a better story than this."

jason tried to cheat dick out of a win at a pubquiz by switching all the questions with really specific ones and dick still won.

"which country got was group 4's winner in the european football cup of 1996?" "croatia" "how the fuck"

tim knows that technically, dick is a genius, but he's also seen him flying into walls at 60 miles per hour so he's a little skeptical until dick's like "wanna see me hack the pentagon?" and genuinely hacks the pentagon

Jason: It’s 2019 why can’t I delete people in real life?

Later

Jason: Ok. So it turns out what I was thinking of is called murder.

LAFFY TAFFY JOKE I FIXED

Q: what do you call a clown with a psych degree?

A: a Funcologist

Harley Quinn

You little twerp. Imma steal you pets of it doesn’t get done TODAY!!

DO YOUR TEST CHILD!!

Yessir