Fifthdimensionalgarbagehell - Welp

I find it funny that people who live in the lower 48 are all like “bald eagles are so majestic and beautiful, symbols of our nation” whereas up here in Alaska, we talk about them almost like people talk about raccoons or opossums

Like “yeah you can usually see a minimum of 6 or 7 around the dump area because they like to hang out there all day and eat garbage”

Symbols of our nation though they may be, they are still trash-eating birds

Continuation of my sirens post, and a friendly reminder that batman isn’t on the side of the law, he’s on the side of justice

I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better

they got hit with that Familial Love +2 Modifier

Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

Ineffable

Me, dragging my ass out of bed to let the cat in from outside where she is currently making it sound like a dozen zombies are clawing at the wall, checking the time: Ladies and gentlemen looks like we have a new record for earliest wake up thanks to this asshole at 2:21 in the fucking mORNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING *airhorns*

posted this over on twitter so u may have it here too <3

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

In light of no way home, I’ve made a shitty alignment chart

Here’s a blank one but if anyone with actual skills wants to remake it go right ahead