In Light Of No Way Home, I’ve Made A Shitty Alignment Chart

Nimona spoilers!!!

Aight listen. I’m aro ace. Not even a little bit attracted to men. Never have been, never will be.

But.

If Ballister Boldheart looked at me like THIS???

I would fold in HALF. I’d cave in SECONDS. I’d give this man the whole fucking WORLD.

And he’s not even *my* boyfriend.

Ambrosius. What the fuck.

What the fuck Ambrosius???

You’re telling me that the LOVE of your LIFE looks at you like THIS

AND YOU REALLY STILL THINK THAT HES A MURDERER???!?!???????

BOY ARE YOU BLIND

Anyway that is all

something about the final climax of thunderbolts not being this huge, explosive battle where the villain is irredeemable and the heroes summon the power of the galaxies to stop them-

but how the final climax was quiet. the darkest shadow, a void falling over new york. it wasn't loud, there wasn't any screaming. it descended upon the city and the people didn't have a chance to react before it swallowed them whole.

how the team's battle was internal, inside their own minds, instead of a huge punchy shoot-off. (especially with this group's skill set, it was unexpected) how they all fought through the shame and guilt and their worst nightmares only to embrace each other anyway. the villain fighting against himself only to realize he is allowed to be loved, despite it all.

how they are all fucked up and have done terrible things but saved the city by holding each other tightly, so tightly that bob realizes the void isn't all he is, and light always comes again.

this movie had so much heart, it made me feel something for a team again, we are so back.

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

Okay hear me out ...

I'm sure this has been said before, but I don't care. While I was working on a little bit of planning and world building for my future TOH/Gravity Falls- Post Timeskip Fic; I noticed something hilarious.

Seems... Uh... a little familiar. Doesn't it?

Okay, maybe I'm just overthinking. Surely, it's impossible that there's a direct connection. I mean, that's like saying all magical amulets that glow and look a little like a bolo tie are the same! They have different powers, clearly. And-

Oh...

If I had a penny for every time a Disney capitalist antagonist clutched their magic glowing gem necklace angrily at the protagonists; I'd have two pennies. Which definitely isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. (Or more pennies, who knows at this point.)

I hope Odalia received a worse fate than Gideon, though lmao.

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “ITS FUCKING SNOWING”

SHES LIKE ELEVEN YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCK

Ineffable

Spiderverse thots

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?