SHES COMING BACK

Throwback to the 2016 election when I fell asleep before results came in and upon waking up the next morning, blearily asked who won, blissfully unaware that everything was about to go to shit

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!

HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

On the bright side he’s just found one of the spiders I’ve left alive in the bathroom

I know this because he just shrieked so loud I’m sure everyone In the neighborhood thinks someone in this house has just been murdered

My older brother just told me that, basically, since I decided to not work 60 hour weeks on a less-than-minimum-wage-by-a-lot salary, I do Nothing and am Nobody so fuck him and his fucking “I’m working so hard all the time, I need you to make me food and do my chores and give me a pass on my dickishness” bullshit

Everybody in this house is stressed, bitch, dads got a new job that getting COVID could wreck for him, moms sacrificed all her time to an out of the house business making and selling Montessori style works for kids, and my classes, two of which I’m taking at the local college as my first ever college classes, are all behind because of a godamn schedule mishap. None of us are dicks to each other for no reason.

Apologies for the rant, it’s 10:00 at night and I’m bitter and angry and stressed the fuck out

Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales

WATCHING AND DREAMING SPOILERS

POV You’re me trying not to think about how “I loaf you” was probably Papa Titans way of communicating to King “I’ve been here and I’ve seen you”

I decided to show my little brother the How to Train your Dragon trilogy and just

Me after the first movie: fun cool dragon movie, just how I remember it, nice

Me after the second movie: *crying* fuck

Me after the third movie: *still crying* FUCK

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

Dc: Fans made wayne family adventure comics surpass regular dc comics