There Are Three Kinds Of LGBT Headcanons:

Just finished Good Omens 2 and-

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I am NOT okay

I need fix-its and I need them NOW

catch me spending 14 hours a day on ao3 for the foreseeable future and good luck trying to get me to do anything else

Thank god it’s summer

My friends and I call this “returning to our roots” and it happens very frequently. Cringe is dead and we are free

"back on my bullshit" in reference to recurring hyperinterests dating back to middle school and beyond

good riddance live

imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out

On the bright side he’s just found one of the spiders I’ve left alive in the bathroom

I know this because he just shrieked so loud I’m sure everyone In the neighborhood thinks someone in this house has just been murdered

My older brother just told me that, basically, since I decided to not work 60 hour weeks on a less-than-minimum-wage-by-a-lot salary, I do Nothing and am Nobody so fuck him and his fucking “I’m working so hard all the time, I need you to make me food and do my chores and give me a pass on my dickishness” bullshit

Everybody in this house is stressed, bitch, dads got a new job that getting COVID could wreck for him, moms sacrificed all her time to an out of the house business making and selling Montessori style works for kids, and my classes, two of which I’m taking at the local college as my first ever college classes, are all behind because of a godamn schedule mishap. None of us are dicks to each other for no reason.

Apologies for the rant, it’s 10:00 at night and I’m bitter and angry and stressed the fuck out

riddle me thi- oh, wait. wrong comic franchise

Me finding a Giant Motherfucking Spider™️ in the bathroom and deliberately leaving it alone so that my wuss siblings might find it later and pay me to kill it for them

On the one hand, having a puppy is great. On the other hand, have you ever had to pry open a hyperactive puppy’s mouth full of sharp-as-fuck baby teeth and pull out a saliva covered used bandaid from ages past? Because that shit is nasty

nimona (film that was saved by netflix after disney canned it along with closing the studio that was making it) and the boy and the heron (2d animated movie, the type that disney doesn't make anymore due to "limitations with the medium") getting animated feature noms at the oscars this year and not wish... bro that's funny

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it