Dc: Fans Made Wayne Family Adventure Comics Surpass Regular Dc Comics

Nimona spoilers!!!

Aight listen. I’m aro ace. Not even a little bit attracted to men. Never have been, never will be.

But.

If Ballister Boldheart looked at me like THIS???

I would fold in HALF. I’d cave in SECONDS. I’d give this man the whole fucking WORLD.

And he’s not even *my* boyfriend.

Ambrosius. What the fuck.

What the fuck Ambrosius???

You’re telling me that the LOVE of your LIFE looks at you like THIS

AND YOU REALLY STILL THINK THAT HES A MURDERER???!?!???????

BOY ARE YOU BLIND

Anyway that is all

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

Can the gays catch a break please can the gays catch a single fucking break oh my god

im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

being haunted by a person you’ve never met and never will, someone you’ll never actually be

but you’ve got people who love you, maybe it’s gonna be okay

the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

I know some of these characters can be killed but you get my point lol 😂

I T S H E R E

They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore