It's A Bit Silly, But I Remember A Year Ago I Compared The Whole Beast-Yeast With Silmarillion For Some

This scene is literally

I'm sorry, it's just the vibe they give off to me (yes, even giving in consideration Apollo's invaluable contribution to the agriculture and even if we keep in mind that Hermes's lovers' mortality rate (and overall number) is much lover)

Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.

VTMB... 😔🥀⛓️⚰️💥

Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion

Ngl that's how I always imagined him in my head and I always get surprised whenever I see his canon design

This took a while but

I made sprite edits on how I draw Elder Faerie, yes I moved his eyes and eyebrows a bit BC they looked off. And yes I gave him slutty gloves. Also those black dots at the left one is supposed to be his hands, I like to think he has long ass sleeves. I also gave him boots BC ain't no way am I letting him run around without shoes 💀 I changed some minor stuff and didn't make him unrecognizable I just gave him some elf ears and a more prominent hairline. Also I changed how his front hair swoops BC I tend to draw the hair more luxurious :3

Why the hell did I accidentally reblog myself

I fucking hate hanging out with Tzimisce because some of them will be so fucking sexy and then they'll bring this guy into the room like "This is my Grandsire Joe Yogurt".

the saga: x | x | x

realest shit

this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) recover the Ankaran sarcophagus

I've been saying this for years

toreador haters are simply unable to see the potential in beautiful sickos