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There's something... deeply unserious in how we collectively view Sebastian LaCroix in contrast of how he might've actually been based on his actions

Because everyone agrees that this man just radiates The French Gay™ atmosphere 7 miles around his tower, right? Well, the only instances of him having sex in the lore were with women: Jeanette and (possibly) Ming Xiao (based on Malkavian PC lines to her, though it's questionable)

So it's possible that while the White Wolf intended to make him the generic straight European man, we, deciding as a fandom, that he can't be anything but a walking fruit salad, missed one crucial point about his character: it actually doesn't matter what he was, because first and foremost

LaCroix is just a slut. And that's beautiful ⚰️💥

Look I don't mean to pointlessly whine here and I'm prolly gonna delete this when I wake up but man I'm so tired of these explosions every night, like my life cycle is seriously fucked up, I can't go to sleep before the alarm is over so I stay up until morning (it's 5:51 AM in Ukraine now), I don't know, all of my friends are tired too, we don't even have the energy to talk about it anymore even if we're online, it's exhausting

It honestly resembles fnaf at this point HAHAH I KNOW SOUNDS DUMB but every night you walk in your place with a flashlight, monitor approaching missiles online and listen very very closely for the explosions to locate where they are and I can't even quit a week after 💀⚰️💥

My emo teenage self would never think I'd ever say something like this, but now, at my 21'st birthday, I'm so glad to be alive and still be here!! Still don't feel like I'm an adult now, but my parents said it'll come

(324) Your name is Escapement. You picked it yourself, because when there's nobody else to assign significance to your existence, you might as well do it yourself.

You are a Decepticon vehicon.

You don't know much, but, contrary to what your commanding officer reckons, even vehicons do know some stuff. For instance, here's a list of vital information you knew this morning:

Life is not fair.

Extenuating circumstances, second chances and begging for your life are privileges for officers only. You're a grunt, so failure means death. The end.

Any mission to destroy Optimus Prime is a suicide mission from the start.

The Decepticon war machine doesn't pay you to ask questions or backtalk. (They don't pay you at all.)

And by midnight, you also know some totally new but equally vital information:

When Megatron assigns you a mission to kill Optimus Prime, you are absolutely, categorically, not actually meant to kill Optimus Prime.

But it's too late to be learning new information now, isn't it? Even your CO looks pitying when he tells you to report to Megatron for your reward...

meme.

original screenshot by @mynonsenseistingling (thank you!)

I literally only now learned that Hasbro confirmed rooting for MegaStar for a year now 💀⚰️💥 Jesus Christ, never been a MegOp fan, but now I think I will be just to spite them (I understand why megastar makes sense for a lot of people but damn they're so unnecessary abusive)

The life of being non-native English speaker and learning English on your own is so funny, because your brain views this language in a completely different way, and it feels like a constructor that allows you to express your thoughts more directly than you could in your native one.

will you save me a dance?

I'm sorry for being late I brought you some eldershadow memes again

I'm sorry, it's just the vibe they give off to me (yes, even giving in consideration Apollo's invaluable contribution to the agriculture and even if we keep in mind that Hermes's lovers' mortality rate (and overall number) is much lover)