I’ve Always Rly Loved Jeremike As A Ship At Least How It Exists In The Modern FNAF Fandom? Because

I've been on the Internet for too long and while scrolling through the Nosferatu tag on Tumblr, I suddenly came up with a name for a Kindred dating app in the Shreknet network:

Kindrer. As in, like, Tinder + Kindred, like-

VTMB... 😔🥀⛓️⚰️💥

Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion

Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.

Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.

RIP decency indeed.

I'm sorry for being late I brought you some eldershadow memes again

This is literally canon

aight so Crk updated and I'm already getting some uh Gay Divorce™️ vibes from Shadow Milk and Elder Faerie

I can smell the divorce papers (wait this joke actually works on another level because of the whole paper storm thing-)

(Uh idk if this is a ship already if not and if there's a tag or not someone tell me if there is I literally just started playing this part and I don't wanna go get spoiled-)

JIMMY DARMODY

 1. Sophocles, Philoctetes || 2. Masao Yamamoto || 3. Boardwalk Empire “Pilot” 1x1 || 4. James Tate || 5. Boardwalk Empire “Pilot” 1x1 || 6. Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journal || 7. Boardwalk Empire “21″ 2x1|| 8. Trench knives, unknown source || 9. Olivia Gatwood, Life of the Party || 10. Boardwalk Empire “Family Limitation” 1x6 || 11. Michael Frazier, Irrational Fear of Home || 12. Boardwalk Empire “Two Boats and a Lifeguard” 2x8 || 13. Miguel Hernández, My Heart Can’t Go On Any Longer || 14. Boardwalk Empire “Two Boats and a Lifeguard” 2x8 || 15. Vincent Van Gogh || 16. Boardwalk Empire “Georgia Peaches” 2x10 || 17. Hera Lindsey Bird, Mirror Traps || 18. Boardwalk Empire “The Age of Reason” 2x6 || 19. Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous || 20. Boardwalk Empire “Paris Green” 1x11|| 21. Sophocles, Oedipus Rex || 22. Boardwalk Empire “Under God’s Power She Flourishes” 2x11 || 23. Rosario Castellanos, Memorandum on Tlatelolco || 24. “Scarborough Sea Breeze“ by David Larkins || 25. Boardwalk Empire “Georgia Peaches” 2x10 || 26. Leila Chatti, Deluge; Questions Directed Toward the Idea of Mary || 27. Boardwalk Empire “Under God’s Power She Flourishes” 2x11 || 28. Sophocles, Oedipus Rex || 29. Boardwalk Empire “Under God’s Power She Flourishes” 2x11 || 30. Marie Howe, Magdalene - The Addict || 31. Boardwalk Empire “To The Lost” 2x12 || 32. “Battlefield” by Kathe Kollwitz, 1907 || 33. Henry Williamson, Love and the Loveless || 34. Boardwalk Empire “To The Lost” 2x12 || 35. Arms and the Boy, Wilfred Owen || 36. Boardwalk Empire “To The Lost” 2x12

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Yeah and

Tumblr is beautiful because

I had no clue so many people wanted to fuck Sebastian Lacroix's 5'2 ass

it's so important to me that aegnor is the most beautiful ethereal elf you've ever seen and andreth is like. ok. no facial features that really grab anyone's attention

what draws aegnor to her is all the things about her that seem to contradict each other. the way she looks so at home in middle earth, so at one with the heather as her bed and the stars as jewels in her hair, when aegnor knows her fëa is not of middle earth. the way she is so young compared to him, yet the way she talks with such knowledge and heaviness, and the way her eyes hint at memory long before her years, but memory that weighs on her and lends wisdom and passion to her words all the same.

he cannot help but be bewitched by her, to try to make sense of her, while knowing every glance he steals of her in the still water of the lake brings him closer to his doom. he looks anyway

I don't know if somebody already talked about it, but I also don't remember finding this type of theory surrounding the inspiration origins of Crème Republic (because ofc the wiki had to make everything about the States again-)

We more or less know the inspiration for all the Ancient's kingdoms – some with distinctive cultures, some (like Faerie Kingdom) are mostly folklore. But the consensus of Crème Republic is that it's mostly something Greek or Roman that's being occupied by French for some reason.

Well, I think there is a reason for them being specifically French in a Greek-based place, because that's exactly what it is. Let me introduce you to the Latin Empire.

So, long story short: that'd explain their mostly French names and the understandable dissatisfaction of the native Cookies' of the Sea of them taking up the majority of the Council seats. Their cartoonish goodness and glory doesn't exactly match with the history (especially with the fact that in crk Vanillians are war refugees instead of, y'know, crusaders. and thank god) – but eh well, Constantinople (now Istanbul) was an ancient city with a rich history and culture even back then, and even more so now. Devsis kinda had to get rid of the monarchy in favour of more Roman-style government, but that's for the better ig?

It's still my favourite Kingdom in crk because I just love the whole warm vibes of it and it has all my favourite cookies in there, but it's interesting how people may have overlooked this obvious reference to the concept of Francocracy lol

I've been saying this for years

toreador haters are simply unable to see the potential in beautiful sickos